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Song Parodies -> "Horrible Ugly Witch"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Dirty Rich"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Horrible Ugly Witch"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Horrible, ugly filthy witch b**ch nasty nasty Horrible Ugly Witch
Dirty Stanky Witch dirty Stanky Witch horrible
Horrible and evil nasty witch witch green

She's wearing black tights
Nose is twitching bright lights
Throw tongues in it, funny
With some feet from monkeys

I'm on her sh*t list
I feel sharp pins in my chest
In fact it's getting bloody
Yeah she's really shoddy

Honey I'm not sorry
I'm not s-s-sorry no
Please don't try to harm me
Please do not make me a toad

Croak Croak
You horrible monstrous witch
(Evil Evil witch Stupid stanky bi**h Horrible)
Croak Croak
I'm going to the cops to snitch
(Horrible and crazy crazy witch witch dang dang)

It's a bewitched life
So damn spastic Brings fright
Hats elastic, Lying
on her broom she's flying

She loves full moon light
Has a black cat she likes
Her welcome mat smells funky
and her stews are chunky

Witchy you're so evil
You're so e-e-evil yeah
Please no don't you kill me
Don't you k-k-kill me no

Ouch Ouch
Stop sticking that old voodoo doll
(Bloody bloody witch hurt me hurt me witch horrible)
Ouch Ouch
You're horrible, don't stick me witch
(Horrible and evil evil witch witch ow ow)

Oh ouch ouch ouch
ouch ouch ouch
Ugly Witch

Oh ouch ouch ouch
ouch ouch ouch
Ugly Witch

That smells!
Stop using eyes you evil witch
(Nasty Nasty witch dirty evil witch what are those?)
Oh Hell!
You dyed my hair and made me itch
(Nasty itch, freaky freaky witch witch itch itch)

Itch Itch
(Stanky Stanky witch stanky stanky witch horrible)
Itch Itch
(Horrible and evil evil witch witch itch itch)
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   8

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Matthias - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Happy Halloween. I also did a parody about a horrible ugly female creature today as well.
John Barry - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Another Christine O' parody. Bewitching.
Blaydeman - May 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Horrifyingly good!
Agrimorfee - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Abc) This parody wasnt horrible, at least!
Mark Scotti - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This great witch tale cast a spell over me to vote fives.
Abbott Skedling - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Nice title change! Sounds like you wouldn 't want to be on her bad I'm gonna vote 5's just to be safe!
D-mon - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) it's frighteningly terrific
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Honestly, I felt this was a bit bland. Maybe it's cause the OS didn't give you much to work with, maybe it's cause the cluster of witch cliches all together, I dunno, just wasn't feeling this. Pacing was tight, though.
Matthias - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry Dave, You know I love your work but I've got to agree with T-Cop on this one. You know he normally loves your work as well. This was lacking a few gut-bursting funny lines. The song looks like it's hard to work jokes in but you did the best you could with this difficult tune.

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