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Song Parodies -> "Toad Dodgin"

Original Song Title:

"Road Trippin"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Toad Dodgin"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Toad dodgin' through my whole life as a fly
Tongue is loaded see one through all my eyes
but soon I think he'll frown
He won't catch me today
I will get lost
Somewhere away from this swamp lake

Won't be a ghost
Won't be a ghost

Froggies sit so steady
All through the ponds
Little rib-bit he's devising
Just a smoke-screen for that tongue
Wants to eat me up for lunch
If I go near him I'm done

Those croaking sounds will not fool me right now

So many died but yet my family still lives on
Cause my mommy laid lots of eggs near cow dung
I've got a fragile head
Don't smack me in the turf
We have such short lives
We may be pests but nothing worse
Please don't harm

Humans and toads want to harm
Humans and toads want to harm

Those fly squatters that you're using harms

Back to work I'm soaring near where I was born
Up and down ten stories searching for wind that is warm
Now nearing the barn
Where most of my friends play
Pigs are so gross
That's why I'd like to stay

Pigs are so gross
Pigs are so gross

Oh no what a pity
I hear the tongue
Man, another frog is sitting up near this big red barn
Hope that froggie don't eat much
There he goes, I see him munch

I see a light that I am heading towards
Hope I avoid this frog that I abhor
I feel the tongue grip on a leg and (crunching sounds)
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

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Blaydeman - January 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Unique beyond compare. How'd you get the idea of taking a flies point of view? However you did it, it worked, 555
UnKnownVotress2011 - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I like this one, SirDave . . . Somehow I hear it sung to ~ Bare Footin' ~ . . . oh, he's Bare footin' . . .
Matthias - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I love your bizarre parodies like this one. It could be the follow up to that parody about being stuck in a spider's web. I don't remember what it was called but that one. haha Good job here Dave.
bobpiecheese - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Aw, the poor little fly got all eat up. LOL. Anyway, great parody here, would make an interesting recording, particularly if the last line ends with a "waaah!" as the fly gets pulled into the frog's mouth. Just my idea, that's all. 555 cans of Mortein for you!
agrimorfee - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Almost childlike in its POV...ever consider writing children's novels Dave?
Rex - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Agri is right. This one needs to be animated. Cute parody.
MIKE - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

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