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Song Parodies -> "Treat"

Original Song Title:

"Teeth"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Treat"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Dress up weird
Like the year before
Let's trick or treat
Let's trick or treat
Let's trick or treat

I want some candy (want some candy)
(Something tangy)
Like king size Twix (Love that Twix)
I dressed up from the head to feet (head to feet)
(Fill that bag for me)
It's trick or teat
(Want to rotten teeth)

Choc'late addiction (An addiction)
(Godiva addiction)
Beg like a tramp (like a tramp)
Give me something that's really sweet (really sweet) (hoooowl)
(Dressed up like a bad boy)
It's trick or treat
(Them sprees are sexy)

Give me something that will feed me
You know that nerds will do me alright (nerds will do me alright)
(I'm gonna be out all night)
Please don't give me nothing healthy
Or I will beat you between your eyes
It's trick or treat
(Fill up this bin)
Rotten my teeth
(I've been a good boy)
Rotten my teeth
(Love whatchamacallit)
It's trick or treat treat treat TREAT

Across the nation (across the nation)
(Dressed up nation)
Sugary visions (sugary visions)
(Love them M&Ms too)
Take a look at my costume NEAT (inmate meat)
(Dressed up like an prison boy)
Its trick or treat
(Fill it up witch)

My teeth's infection (gum's infection)
Dentist can fill em (and he loves to fill ‘em)
(My teeth aren't perfect)
Get a load of my bad boy sheet (bad boy sheet)
(Get a load of this orange)
It's trick or treat
(I will even take Trident)

Give me Skittles, that'll help me
A heap of Milky Way is just fine (Milky Way is just fine)
(Though Snickers is more my type)
Nuts and berries-hey you jipped me
I wanted something with a tart bite

It's trick or treat)
(Let's try again)
It's trick or treat
(Fill up my bag now)
It's trick or treat
(Pillows hold a lot)
It's trick or treat treat treat treat
Rotten my teeth!

hoooowl
3 Musketeers rock too
ooh hooowl
but some Blow Pops will do

Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand
Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand (Get some Sweet Tarts in too)
Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand
Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand (Lemon heads are so cool)
Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand
Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand
Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand
Knock, that's the plan
Now fill up my hand

I'm not trying to get angry
But we wait all year for this one night (all year for this one night)
(We wait for this short night)
When I am 90 I'll stay inside
until then give me sweets or french fries

It's trick or treat
(A sugar binge)
It's trick or treat
(Fill up my bag boy)
It's trick or treat
(Give me all you got)
It's trick or treat treat treat treat

Rotten my teeth
(It's not too much, I love sweets)
howl Hooowl
(It's not too much, I love sweets)

Rotten my teeth
Losing my teeth
Rotten three teeth
There goes four teeth
(Ruining my mouth oi)
There goes five teeth
There goes six teeth
Losing my teeth teeth teeth teeth
There goes eight teeth
(My gums are bleeding too)
There goes nine teeth
There goes ten teeth
Eleven teeth
I've lost twelve teeth
and twenty teeth
Lost all my teeth teeth teeth teeth
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Matthias - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
How you're ever able to pull these Lady Gaga songs off every other day sure blows my mind seeing that she's not that easy to spoof. This one looked especially hard, great OS through.
Old Man Ribber - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
If there were no Halloween, there'd be fewer dentists. Nicely done. ;D
LittleTwick-It - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
May your week be filled with treats, Sir !

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