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Song Parodies -> "The Heat Index (Slight Correction)"

Original Song Title:

"Tourniquet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"The Heat Index (Slight Correction)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I made a slight mistake in yesterday's submission . . .well I noticed it and it affects the content a bit . . .so
Sweat pours on down my face
and drips to the floor (to the floor)
I hate frying
and it's burning
Florida is heck
heat prevails

I'm melting
smoldering
Exhaustion
I'm feeling

As my skin falls from my hands
Skin cancer costs

Dear Lord
The Heat Index
Please fix my ventilation

Oh man
It's quite fervent
This wretched sun is torrid

I've lost both my butt cheeks
My belly's gone
All of my water has run dry
Stuck with hot tea

It's blazing
Scorching
Bleeping
while speaking

All hope is tossed
damn heat wave
Hair might combust

I-Pod
Short circuited
Heat broke the imitation

It's odd
What Happens next
The temperature's still raging

Repair my cooling station

I'm goin' to die

Dead Frogs
No need for vets
The heat has them departed

Still Hot
Don't mean car theft
Hey is it air conditioned?

The moon rises, there's rain
My bones sigh, it's still 96
Will we be . . . deep fried
Dance, Indians, That rain jive

The heat index fries. . .

the heat index fries. . .
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Matthias - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Still hot as ever!!!
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree very hot and funnier then the other Evanescence parodies.
Syncronos, a Native Floridian - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it is DAMN HOT outside. I love that line: Don't mean car theft/ Hey is it air conditioned? For those of you in other locales, the temp has been in the upper 90s down here, and sometimes with the humidity, it IS hot enough to make you steal a car just for the freon. All 5s, man!
Agrimorfee - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It's not really the heat, it's the humidity...
Rex - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I lived in Florida from 79 - 81, and I remember heat, humidity, and sinkholes. Now I'm in Texas where we have the heat without the beaches (hey, wait a minute...). Good job.
bobpiecheese - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ah, the backlash of summer. At least this kind of murder is better than spring - it goes up and down like a yo-yo!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes Agri, but "Humidity" isn't as funny:) Besides, the Heat Index and Humidity are kinda related;) I appreciate your honesty!. . . Thanks everyone for your stellar comments!
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Still hot...gives me some relief at this time of year.
Matthias - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Whew!!! Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Red Ant - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Living in VA, I can relate all too well to the title. Some of this just didn't come across as cohesive though, e.g., "Heat broke the imitation"? OTOH, TOS is about as funny as watching a suicide (I actually stopped the video/song halfway through, one of the few times I've done that), so a definite improvement in the humor department. Still, you've done better. 545.
bobpiecheese - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4H) Still...damnitt, Agri pinched that gag. You know what I mean, it's still awesome, blah blah blah.
Mikey Squirrel - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Can't relate too well, considering us Canadians are shivering up here in our igloos drinking our beer and eating back bacon, eh? But this parody definitely warmed the cockles of my heart. Well done, Dave.
stuart mcarthur - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) whoa, where did that ipod reference come out of? - a touch autobiographical, I'm tipping Dave - the hottest I've ever been, the heat squeezing me like a vice, was in Palm Springs in July of last year, at 113 degrees - even the water in the swimming pool was hot - 555
Guy - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC(H) The heat is on-on. Sweltering - Glad summer's over, South Texas puts the H in hot minus a bit of the Sunshine State's humidity.
littleCupCakes - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
007 was a very cool summer for the Silicon Valley, despite the reports of Global Warming.Your parody is quite "Above Average', Sir!
Kristof Robertson - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4H) I've lived in the UK for 13 years...what is this "heat" you talk about? ;-) Nice one, Dave. 555

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