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Song Parodies -> "Haunted Woods"

Original Song Title:

"Hollywood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Haunted Woods"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
You shouldn't stroll out in the Haunted Woods
A Werewolfs hungry for Red Riding Hood
There's ghost n goblins in the Haunted Woods
and zombies want you if your bloods smells good

Bring a light now
A witch is up to no good
Best watch your back now (yeah)
You're in the Haunted Woods

The ghost of Bambi's in the Haunted Woods
and ape sized spiders spin webs like they should
A mummy squirrel runs through the Haunted Woods
and flying monkeys are up to no good

Lots of doom is in the Haunted Woods
Vampire trees want drain you if they could
The Pumpkin King was in the Haunted Woods
but Smashin' Pumpkins smashed his head in good

I lost my friends inside the Haunted Woods
There's like a million lost souls, bad and good
The monster mash took place in Haunted Woods
Elvira loved it but you knew she would

Isn't right now
A snake is up to no good
It's in your face now (wow)
It's singing Haunted Woods

Yes Frankestein lives in the Haunted Woods
The Addam's family's in the neighborhood
and even Slimer's in the Haunted Woods
and Skeletons that wear cool capes and hoods

If you trip you know that you'll soon be gone
Shrunken bear heads have been staring so long

You should turn back from the Haunted Woods
An evil cardinal wants to peck you good
They like the repear in the Haunted Woods
He's right behind you, he'd say hi if he could

Pray for life now
You're you're a gonner for good
Oh look a Mad Cow (huh)
All in the Haunted Woods
They're in the Haunted Woods
'Cause you're in Haunted Woods
In Haunted Woods
In Haunted Woods
In Haunted Woods

Check it out, the plant eats humans

Need sun light now
and chase these demons for good
You're one of them now
Stuck in the Haunted Woods
You're in the Haunted Woods
You live in Haunted Woods
In Haunted Woods
In Haunted Woods
In Haunted Woods

Use the cell phone
Can't use the cell phone
Got no signal
you're in peril

Use the cell phone
Can't use the cell phone
Got no signal
you're in peril

Use the cell phone
Can't use the cell phone
Got no signal
you're in peril

Use the cell phone
Can't use the cell phone
Got no signal
you're in peril
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