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Song Parodies -> "Smart Boy Grammar"

Original Song Title:

"Country Grammar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Smart Boy Grammar"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Dull Boy

Hmmmmm
I'm going inside baby, Gonna feed my green clovers (c'mon)
Clean singing buddy, Donkey Kong is waiting yo
Wake up and eat Cocoa Puffs, love that crunchy sound
Won't light up, won't touch no drugs, Soda's in my house

Mmmmm, you won't find me, in downtown hanging at clubs
Laying in suds in tubs, at my hub texting my buds
I like hugs, "You're a nerd" but I just shrug
Clean my rugs, no bugs, my clothes fit snug
And I never fuss, I've got myself enough cash
just to keep my house lit, Never naked--I can't condone
Keep my shades all tainted, boss sainted - Laptop's entertainin'
Loving picnics Where I do my word exchanging
Myself in the kitchen (Dull Boy!)
A comb is what I'm slinging
Pretty clouds (what?)
I'm from St. Lou, love the cows
Have no style - Like tight drawers, Always got back up gauze
Slayer Buffy is raw, I'll cannot dance like Micha'l
There ain't no shame, in good manners
Cover please,a snuggie in my hamper
My grammar is platonic, harmonic, love Sonic's
Dude Bionic's not ironic, I'm in love with electronics
So many rhymes I wanna cry
Working my mind--it feels demonic

Hmmmmm
I won't go down town baby, Speed limit in my Focus (c'mon)
Soft speakers baby, Beethoven blasting so loud (Old shtick!)
Science and history buff? At chess I've been crowned
I'm in love with pizza crust, Soda I will drown

I'm wearing khakis baby, No earrings or pants sagging
Clean sneakers baby, I'm math'matically a pro
I am an accounting buff! Numbers I can pound
But you'll never see puff, never and no how

Who said normal boys can't have fun playing
Just saying, Harry Potter taping
Great gaming, run in arcades and bust down my moves 'mazing
I'm lamin'? Say it again It's not that I'm hatin'
Face saving, like Britney's "Circus" while I'm in bed laying
Cows graving, on discovery is my T.V. Station
No hazing, The world wide web is my whole nation
Play WOW, I'm a pro at board games now
Hey pal, I'm never music blasting no how
Play nice, it's how I was raised to share my rice
Enticed, the closet I can come to rap is V-Ice
Love dice, to my geek comic collectas
From Nintendo to Coasters
From Broadway and Tomb Raider's Laura,
X-Men
Zombies! Net friends to Over-planners
Ouija!, DDR dancers to great manners
To wood sanders, anyone whose played Chutes and Ladders
Always visit my granders
Those who like crafting banners

Hmmmmm
Blasting Beethoven baby, Drivin' an old Spectra (c'mon)
Seat belt and air bags, Checked both of my mirrors yeah (Okay!)
Is that bird poop on my car? Gotta wash it now
The car wash isn't too far, Guess I'll head on down

I'm writing words down baby, How I love that Russ Stovers
Sweet Yummy Choc'late, Ooops what was I talking 'bout
Hard core Mountain Dewer bro! Up from night til Dawn
Gotta keep my A's up yo, I won't be no pawn

I'm gonna show you all how to put your goggles on
So you all don't hurt your eyeballs mon
Add quicker than anyone
Know ev'rything 'bout Napoleon
Words I know a tri-ll-ion, Vocab my crani-om
Scripting slips from my tongue - I love Physics a ton
Smart like Hans, I'm side scrolling through all the Mega-mons
I'm clean like Monk, my Battleship cannot be sunk
A spell master, done faster, Who will not brag after
Slight laughter, and at Chemistry I'll always out-last-ya
(Weird Kid) Quick crafter, and afterwords I'm a game zapper
No joke I love the joker and I'm great at poker
and I love the vente Mocha - (Drink it down now-drink it down now)
BK, Chic-Fil-A: Gotta eat now
Must chow, I need calories to solve this somehow
I'm too proud, to let myself go and "B" out
I text gouge (Ouch) Flippin' beaker broke my head ow
Playing WOW?, Maybe later, but now I'm pens down

Hmmmmm
I'm king of geek trends baby, Got multi-colored folders (c'mon)
Bread winner someday, Have a shirt with Peach's Toad (Toadstool!)
Cannot match to save my butt! Don't fit in with crowds
Don't care much about my gut, Won't work out no how

I need Noxzema baby, and a cut out of Mulder
Or Guitar Hero, Watch how I rock out now yo
You all look at me like "What?" Hear how bad I sound. . .
I know I can't rap that much, I'll just stick to lounge
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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Blaydeman - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
See, you can do rap songs! This one is good!
Mark Scotti - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM This 'rap"is NOT "crap"...LOL
Blaydeman - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DIs some HOT S**T!!!
Matthias - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Looks like one tough song to conquer not looking forward to parodying this one. Not at all. It's not even that good of a OS to begin with but your parody was great and nerdy.
Abbott Skelding - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Nice work Dave! Not a fan of Nelly, but great work nonetheless.
Peter Andersson - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Some impressive tripple and even quadruple rhyme lines, though with this type of rap where the lines are sung as to flow into each other it's almost impossible to follow the pacing.
Jeff Reuben - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Man, I was hoping there was a recording of this just to see how you did it! Excellent word play and rhymes on a really tough song.
bobpiecheese - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Really impressive rhymes here, despite how hard it was to follow along with the OS. Can't get enough nerdy rapping (it's got a whole genre devoted to it, for crying out loud). 555 for you!
Max Power - January 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Great work
Mike J - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Beautifully realized concept! Well above average, just about perfect! A very real and elaborate portrait of the Dull Boy. (You seem to know your subject very well. You didn’t find a way to watch me, did you….?) Only thing I miss is the repeating hook chorus as in the OS….
Blaydeman - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Nerdy is the new GANGSTA! Again, great job.
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) See above!

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