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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Lights"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Lights"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at soundclick.com/badave Only Gaga could turn a Christmas tree into a metaphor for her, uh, girlhood--so I decided to 'lighten' it up a bit
Electric's gone up
Electric's gone up
Electric's gone up
Electric's gone up

Light it up My light bill pops oh my frickin lord that bill is high
Light it up My light bill pops oh my frickin lord that bill is high

Just look at all these rising fees related to my Christmas wreaths
So much light that airplanes can see Way too much for neighbors to sleep

Tough to top, let's light it up lets burn it through the night for all to see
Tough to top, let's light it up lets burn it through the night for all to see

Glow, Glow, Glow, Putting on quite a show
At Christmas I'm a pro
From Mars you'll see our home
yes we fear our next month's light bill

yeah whoa whoa my Christmas
my Christmas lights aren't tackless
oh oh my Christmas
my Christmas lights aren't tackless

It's light up Snap crackle pop lets duck behind the wall (OH NO)
It's light up Snap crackle pop I think that its about (TO BLOW)

Blown Blow Blown I guess its overshown
Yes the whole street just groans
Cause the whole grid is thrown
yes I may blow a fuse or ten

but oh oh on Christmas
I decorate so vicious
oh oh on Christmas
I decorate so vicious

Cheer Cheer Cheer
The powers on my dear
Now my yards back they fear
All the way to New Years

yes you may say too much but still

you Ho Ho no pity
My Lights light up the city
Ho Ho no pity
My Lights light up the city

B.A. Dave that is tacky that is tacky
fuses blow
B.A. Dave that is tacky that is tacky
fuses blow

and a happy New Year
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Matthias - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
If you need any proof that Lady Gaga is a guy it's this song. Trees supply wood. Slang for a male penis is wood. She refers to her "wood" as a Christmas tree. It doesn't take a genius to figure this one out. Needless to say worst Lady Gaga song of all time but you did wonders to it.
Below Average Dave - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah but bushes are associated with well, you know, and Christmas tress are very bushy. . .regardless, I agree on the synopsis of the original song either way. . .
LadyCougarClaws - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Trees are always fine, SirDave, and the Lights, Oh, those lovely Nights . . . . tied up in Lights ! !

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