-> "Still Fretting"
Original Song Title:
"White Wedding" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Hey where's my wallet, where has it gone
I cannot find it, can you help me hun
Checked in the glove box, searching the trash can
Not in the oven, check my pants again
Please help me find it someone
It's a bad day, I'm late again
It's a new day, but I'm still fretting
It's ev'ry day, please help me friend
Checking the freezer all I see is fish
and under my bed is just a china dish
Checking my cushions, red gum oh yeah
Deep in my closet found a frying pan
Check my shirt pocket--there's lunch
It's a bad day let's search the den
What a bad day, now my head's scratching
Gonna search my back SEAT AGAAAAAAIN YES!!!
(picked it up)
Let's get to work yeah
Weaving through traffic, backed up ten miles long
I'm barely moving, time is draggin on (dragging, dragging, dragging)
I haven't moved in so long (so long)
Still haven't moved in so long (so long)
Boss will soon say "so long"
Not a good day to drag again
C'mon It's a bad day, and it's just starting
Down to one lane, oh NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN. wow
Getting to work in a blu-ur
I will be canned that is for sure
And I've got the gas to the floor
And I'll run my @$$ to the door
Need a miracle, help me looooooord
You're kidding. . . .
It's a Sunday and we aren't open wooooh
It's a Sunday, I'm SAVED AGAAAAAAAAAAIN
Locked my keys in the CAR AGAAAAAAAAAIN
Such a bad day oh. . .
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