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Song Parodies -> "Bond"
Original Song Title:
"Fame"
Original Performer:
Irene Cara
Parody Song Title:
"Bond"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
I'm at Badave.com
British agency
Won't tell you what they see
Secret sly guys wearing silk vests
Watch a few, and you can predict the rest
It's legendary
His new technology
He can turn a car with his pants
Save the damsels in stress
He'll tell you his name!
Bond
That agent spy's so clever
Double-o-seven is sly
myyyyy
All women love him forever
Bad guys see him and they die
Bond
I can't make it through all of them
Not all 6 actors are the same
LAME
Will this series run forever
Remember James Bond is his name
Golden Eye
Casino
View to Kill
For Your Eyes
Tomorrow
Moonraker
Thunderball
Gold Finger
He doesn't mess with fights
'Cause handguns have more might
Blowing up things make a big pop
That's his love and through it all he will live
Diamond smuggling's rough
Hope he don't find the stuff no
He'll kill you if that's what it takes
and his hair won't get flakes
Bond
This guy will live forever
In his tuxedo and tie
Fly
Sometimes he'll give you some laughter
But don't forget that he's a spy
Bond
Loving more women each season
He knows not all wines taste the same
Claims
MoneyPennys friends forever
I think he thinks she is game
Don't ever
Say never
The spy who
had loved thee
Majesty's
big secret
Dr. No
(instrumental break)
Bond
His stories are that of legend
All of his enemies fry
CRY
Looks in the mirror forever
Makes sure his hair is still fly
Bond
I can't believe he's not exhausted
I never see him catch his breath
BREATH
They'll keep him acting forever
You must remember his name
It's James Bond
It's James Bond
It's James Bond
Not Don Wahn
or King Kong
or Bon Bon
just James Bond
Remember
Remember James Bond!
Bond
Never gives up, a big spender (Bond)
He's good for a swim, or up high
Fly
If you piss him off, be clever (Bond)
He is much more than a spy
Bond
He'll turn your gal into his girl (Bond)
Blow up your henchman no name
FLAMES
Bond will not give up, no never (Bond)
and he will repeat his name
. . .outro variations
Won't tell you what they see
Secret sly guys wearing silk vests
Watch a few, and you can predict the rest
It's legendary
His new technology
He can turn a car with his pants
Save the damsels in stress
He'll tell you his name!
Bond
That agent spy's so clever
Double-o-seven is sly
myyyyy
All women love him forever
Bad guys see him and they die
Bond
I can't make it through all of them
Not all 6 actors are the same
LAME
Will this series run forever
Remember James Bond is his name
Golden Eye
Casino
View to Kill
For Your Eyes
Tomorrow
Moonraker
Thunderball
Gold Finger
He doesn't mess with fights
'Cause handguns have more might
Blowing up things make a big pop
That's his love and through it all he will live
Diamond smuggling's rough
Hope he don't find the stuff no
He'll kill you if that's what it takes
and his hair won't get flakes
Bond
This guy will live forever
In his tuxedo and tie
Fly
Sometimes he'll give you some laughter
But don't forget that he's a spy
Bond
Loving more women each season
He knows not all wines taste the same
Claims
MoneyPennys friends forever
I think he thinks she is game
Don't ever
Say never
The spy who
had loved thee
Majesty's
big secret
Dr. No
(instrumental break)
Bond
His stories are that of legend
All of his enemies fry
CRY
Looks in the mirror forever
Makes sure his hair is still fly
Bond
I can't believe he's not exhausted
I never see him catch his breath
BREATH
They'll keep him acting forever
You must remember his name
It's James Bond
It's James Bond
It's James Bond
Not Don Wahn
or King Kong
or Bon Bon
just James Bond
Remember
Remember James Bond!
Bond
Never gives up, a big spender (Bond)
He's good for a swim, or up high
Fly
If you piss him off, be clever (Bond)
He is much more than a spy
Bond
He'll turn your gal into his girl (Bond)
Blow up your henchman no name
FLAMES
Bond will not give up, no never (Bond)
and he will repeat his name
. . .outro variations
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"It's James Bond It's James Bond It's James Bond Not Don Wahn or King Kong or Bon Bon": Was the best part, the rest was pretty good but that part was hysterical.
Hey, this is great man, I loved it totally. However, I do believe this OS came out in the 80s. You might have been thinking of the same-titled song by Bowie, which of course was from 70s, but that's a different song than this. Anyho, 555
Oops, you are correct Gebbie, I thought it was late 70s, it actually was recorded in 1979 but it wasn't actually released until June 1980, thanks. . .sorry about that.
Reading this to the original song it seemed a bit rushed, kinda confused me in spots with sentences like "Blow up your henchman no name" (It seemed a bit grammatically incorrect, but who am I to judge). I still liked that James Bond, Don Wahn, King Kong, Bon Bon" line though.
I love Irene Cara. Earlier today I put together a Sparkle playlist on YouTube--and here she is again! I'm not sure she goes well with Bond, though. Anyway, a few good laughs, but quite a few lines have an extra syllable. 4-5-5.
(Ages2) Not a lot to work with here, but you did well with what you had. Not as good as IB's take on the same topic, but good nonetheless.
AGES...I grew up watching James Bond with my dad and brothers and this made me smile, Dave. A couple of pacing stumbles for me...but I know you pace for recording so if you can make it work, that's cool.
I ilked it Dave. I know it took time to research all of the "Bond" titles. I think you captured an excellent array of "bondisms"
Well done! If you need someone to sing and dance this song for you...I'm your girl!
Good, but the refrain stood out for me, as well as your many shout-outs to the different Bond movies. Nice tribute.
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