Song Parodies -> Rough Stuff
| Original Song Title: | "Hot Stuff" |
| Original Performer: | Donna Summers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rough Stuff" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
This one will likely be recorded, the opposite of my epic "Beat You in the Fight" and from the view of a guy who has a fetish of getting his anus kicked to a bloody pulp, check me out at badave.com!
Watchin' dudes shakin' all night just batin'
Wishing to get stuck in a brawl
Tired of the typical drunk guys frankly
Want to fight a guy whose got balls
Searchin' for that rough stuff lately all weekend
I can't get enough, but it's alright
Don't want some cream puff, no wimp this evenin'
Want to fight one who's buff
Need to get my kicks tonight
I need rough stuff
Don't mean the handcuffs
C'mon lets get rooooooooough. . .
You may be much tougher, I like to suffer
I rarely win a fight, I get thrown
I get pushed and shoved, once was hit by a muffler
and yes I've broken every bone
'Cause I fight the big buffs in clubs all evenin'
I huff and I puff, but have no might
I look like a fluff, my blood is leakin'
Still enjoy the rough stuff
I'll get my butt kicked tonight
This is no bluff
Please Punch
I need your big Puuuuuuuuuuuuunch. . .
(Long Instrumental )
Rough Rough Rough Rough Stuuuuuff, Rough Rough Rough
Rough Rough Rough Rough Stuuuuuff, Rough Rough Rough
Beat me in a big scoff till I am bleeding
I need that tough love baby all night
Just hit me, I'm tough, at least till mornin'
Gotta get me roughed up oh yeah all night
Need to get my lick tonight'
I need rough stuff
I want some rough stuff
I need some rough stuff
Wishing to get stuck in a brawl
Tired of the typical drunk guys frankly
Want to fight a guy whose got balls
Searchin' for that rough stuff lately all weekend
I can't get enough, but it's alright
Don't want some cream puff, no wimp this evenin'
Want to fight one who's buff
Need to get my kicks tonight
I need rough stuff
Don't mean the handcuffs
C'mon lets get rooooooooough. . .
You may be much tougher, I like to suffer
I rarely win a fight, I get thrown
I get pushed and shoved, once was hit by a muffler
and yes I've broken every bone
'Cause I fight the big buffs in clubs all evenin'
I huff and I puff, but have no might
I look like a fluff, my blood is leakin'
Still enjoy the rough stuff
I'll get my butt kicked tonight
This is no bluff
Please Punch
I need your big Puuuuuuuuuuuuunch. . .
(Long Instrumental )
Rough Rough Rough Rough Stuuuuuff, Rough Rough Rough
Rough Rough Rough Rough Stuuuuuff, Rough Rough Rough
Beat me in a big scoff till I am bleeding
I need that tough love baby all night
Just hit me, I'm tough, at least till mornin'
Gotta get me roughed up oh yeah all night
Need to get my lick tonight'
I need rough stuff
I want some rough stuff
I need some rough stuff
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Loved it! 5s
This stuff is pretty good.
Ready for a little ~Intense Combat~ sir ?!? I'll sharpen the heeels of my black velvet stillettos!!
Hey BaDave! :) You finally did a song I know, alright :) I liked it.
hey! I know this OS so I sang
Pretty funny Dave... I wouldn't say this is your best, because that obviously would be lying, but I would also be lying if I said it was your worse that title belongs to "Candy X Clevage"... Barely fits the topic of Nightlife, barely... The fact that you explained this to me and how it fits Nightlife is what is making me say this, but I think that most people would cosider this more of a "Violence" parody than a "Nightlife" parody.
(Dec 2.0) Superbly paced, but I fail to see how this is 'Parties and/or Nightlife'. And the whole fetish-for-getting-the-snot-punched-outta-ya thing is just....I'll stop there.
(decath) looks like you and I were both a little stretched for the nightlife theme, dave - but this would be a corker in a "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" comp! - lol - 555
(DEC 2.9) I have to disagree with your own assessment of this parody, Dave....spend a night out in London and you'll surely cross paths with this guy. Loved it....great OS choice, and some nice LOL lines. 555
Strange... why do I sometimes get the feeling that some people use amiright as some kind of group therapy session?
...only kidding, Dave ;-)
...only kidding, Dave ;-)
Decathlon...yikes! I'm just a little bit scared...if I say that this had some great lines and nice pacing, do you promise not to beat me up? ; )
I can see the Saturday Night fights thing, so a different take away from the partying, but still a type of night life. Well paced, well written.
See above!
I agree that this is more "Violence" than "Nightlife", but since it's no longer the "Nightlife" round it's the "R" round and there's no stretching it when it comes to letters. This is a great song, and I can't wait for the (R)ecording.
Great
I saw this as Donna Summer meets "Fight Club". Funny idea Dave. And yes...I know this guy.
(ABC4-R) See above.
(ABC-R) Rough and routy or "Ruff and Ready". Whichever - This is a great fight song. Fine pace and fine bit of writing here Dave.
(ABC) I was about to make my "Saturday Night's Alright...." comment again - that always seems to happen - excellent pacing here Dave and some funny lines, such as being hit by a muffler (!!) - 555
Invisible Boy took the words right out of, err, off of my fingertips. Best line: "I get pushed and shoved, once was hit by a muffler" This is like the theme song to Ultimate Fighting Championchip. 5s.
ABC- Great theme song for Fight Club. Sounds like really kinky fun. Good job, Dave.
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