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Song Parodies -> "Netflix and Chill (by myself)"

Original Song Title:

"Feel It Still"

Original Performer:

Portugal, The Man

Parody Song Title:

"Netflix and Chill (by myself)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I always keep to myself
Closing my house off,
The sun is so bad for my health
Amazon has everything I could need
Gonna have my door caulked off-sealed

Ooh woo, On my loveseat with netflix, now
I been swell in here since 2006, now
I get up to poo, but I come back here still

Ooh woo, watching Arrow with some chips, now
Switch to Smash Bros so I can get some kicks, now
Might sound boring now, but It keeps me chill

Why would I get up to leave?
At night the sun ain't out but c'mon
It's not safe to leave
The boogieman will come for me
I ain't comin' out-it's no deal

Ooh woo, On my cell phone trading pix, now
So much to do that I do not leave these bricks, now
Hey Dave are you for real, Yes-I stay here still

Ooh woo, no fresh air-got candle sticks, now
Watching techy films like it's 3006, now
May sound lame right now, but this is my will

I could watch foreign movies
Make some Ramen in the kitchen
Popcorn, anime, and Pepsi
play on my tablet for weeks
I could read til the sun goes down
Make cash to script a little
solved the riddle To keep me in these walls
I'll use TradeKing

Twelve more muggings?
Global Warming?
Bed Bugs crawling?
Purge is coming?
songs with mumbling
Who would leave for that?

Ooh woo, on my loveseat with netflix, yeah
You say my brain's amiss but a better word is bliss, now
Watching Ozarks now, taking caffiene pills

Ooh woo, got a kitty in the mix, now
Social interaction is all that I miss, now
Come on over pal, we'll netflix and chill

Ooh woo, you know I never get sick, now
Watch Animaniacs like '96, now
I ain't leaving now, I'll netflix and chill
by myself yeah still, but my life's fulfilled

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Matthias - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave... Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time... Welcome back! Great job as usual. This one was VERY modern of you because of today's insanity driven universe that it IS better to stay inside behind locked doors than to risk getting killed anywhere else. Plus you made staying inside sound like so much fun!
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
A parody for our time, subtly and not-so-subtly. I love seeing you back on the tip-top parody line like it was only yesterday.
Peter Andersson - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Welcome back Dave! Obviously I prefer ultra-running to ultra-binging, but I guess remotely (ha-ha, pun totally intended) it's the opposite side of the same coin.
Claude Prez - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Hi Dave! Thanks for joining in; this was very good! Especially fun choruses; bliss indeed.
Below Average Dave - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you for all of your kind comments. I'll try not to be a stranger, five years was a long enough hiatus I think.
Jeff Reuben - November 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Good to see you back! Nice recording, gave me something to enjoy as I'm holed up in my house on this cold, rainy, dreary day (why would I go out???)
Below Average Dave - November 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben--I Miss You Buddy!

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