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Song Parodies -> "I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

The Deadly Sin of Envy, one of 7 deadly sin parodies to the original AmIRight '7' epic parodies. . . check out badave.comfor more by me. . . PS On this particular one, I didn't repeat "I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless" or put in the backwards line because they don't really contribute to the song.
Oh
I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
Old toy games like Battle Ship
and cars like the Ford Taurus
Anything my best friend has
Even his halitosis

I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
I want a fiddle that is played by this guy
I want a fiddle that is played by this guy

My good friend think's that I'm a freak
Because I've got this fad
I even want me friend's physique
And all he's ever had
But you must think I'm quite the nerd
My envy always shows

I don't think it's all that absurd
I'm jealous of his clothes

Oh!

I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
Things like his old oven mits
and his dog named ferocious
He's got lots of useless stuff
Like a glowing bed of roses

I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
I want a fiddle that is played by this guy
I want a fiddle that is played by this guy

I want his chapstick and his girl
and his old ravished tent
His Asian swords and Batman trays
Although they have a dent

His junk has gotten me in awe
even his old jet skis
I think about it once again
I think that you'd agree

Oh..
I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
Even his old paper planes
and his statue of Moses
Give me his old play handcuffs
And the music he composes

I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
I want a fiddle that is played by this guy
I want a fiddle that is played by this guy

So even though I'm rather young
I can't go on this way
I really cannot be deterred
And I hope he never goes away
I've stollen his divorce decree
and his swiss army knife

I wish I had his lavish curls
And I want his shiny fife

I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Ann Hammond - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
cool
Matthias - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This is probably my favorite of the lot so far, it was just hilarious and had very Weird Al-like lyrics, just all around brilliant, the easiest song of the lot, but one that gives great results.
Jack Wilson - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Ditto Matthias! Loved it! 5s
2Eagle - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Song of the collector. - or pack rat.
alvin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
you can have my fives...a fun sing a long
Red Ant - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Now here's some writing to envy. Nice job catching the rhyme scheme in the verses and changing up the chorus lines. Nice slam on the Taurus, too. 5s.
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
And Dave still finds time to run web sites and record his tunes. Whew!
unKnownVoter - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
"You've stolden his 'Divorce Decree' . . . hmmm ~Scorpio~ you be?
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL at unKnownVoter:) Well, My rising sign is anyway. . .anyhow, this one does appear to be doing my best, and I can't say I'm terribly surprised, it's the one I had most fun with of the deadly 7, which was surprising because Envy was the sin I feared the most. . thanks everyone!
John Barry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm envious of what you've done with the OS. I've got a take on it cued up for tomorrow.
Below Average Dave - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha ha. . .that's funny enough to be it's own parody John Barry, thanks:)
Silver Power - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Green is a good color for you, BADave. Your envy led to writing a great parody! 5s.
Fiddlegirl - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Where were you at our last neighborhood garage sale? ;)
Abbott Skelding - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
lol excellent job! This parody isn't worthless at all 555 random things for you!
Guy - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Artistry-60

Dave - What can I say - one man's junk is another's treasure. I can relate. So do you have the warning bumper sticker on your car that says “WARNING - I break for garage sales".
Matthias - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Well I can tell you one thing, This parody wasn't worthless. I still love it.
bobpiecheese - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Is it too reaching of me to think that the line " Although they have a dent" right after the Batman tray line is a reference to Harvey Dent? Maybe I'm just too much of a nerd. AHEM, great job, 555, blah blah blah.
DJ Blaze - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Totally agree with Matthias and all the other positive comments here. Great job! 555
Rex - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Just give me your address and boxes of worthless stuff can be yours, like that plastic piece we found on the floor that nobody knows what it goes to but if we throw it away we'll immediately find it's a critical component of something.

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