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Song Parodies -> "Watch for Chucky"

Original Song Title:

"Paparazzi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Watch for Chucky"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Better watch out
You'd better not shout
He's not flesh-that is true
Hope he doesn't see you
He is horrible
He is far beyond mental

Toy store was the scene
Cops hot on his tush
Had no other means
But some unopened plush
Cast a spell that night
Gave that doll his evil mind
but he dreams of human kind

He is not your friend
He'll come for you if you're unlucky
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-oh)
He's not like no other murderer
He wants a body;
he's no good ol' buddy (uh-oh)

Voodoo fills his mind
and he won't stop until he is man kind (uh-oh)
This doll is so heinous
Chase you down until he gets thee
Watch for, watch for chucky

He's got a girl, She's crazy psycho
Tying ropes, burning cars
and she's no barbie charring those she beheads
Evanescence is her dress

They've both been burnt, Ripped apart they return
An offspring that cries - He can't kill though he tries
He is just too nice
Mom and Dad don't treat him right
Cause he won't terrorize right

Chucky was a man
No Child Play he planned
You'd best please
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-Oh)
He's only three inches
but you see his stitches buddy
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-oh)

Knifes and fires fine
But he thinks guns are being way too kind (uh-oh)
He was once infamous
Chase me down until he kills me
Run from-Run from Chucky

No good, He's going to kill you bro
Snap-necks, He loves to make you die slow
Won't stop, He's having fun
He's plastic, but you'd still best run

Please don't take a stand
He'll cut off both your hands-he's plucky
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-oh)
Wonder bout his mother Was he raised
in a happy fam'ly
Evil-Evil Chucky (uh-oh)

Pretend he's doll kind
but when you turn he'll take out both your eyes (uh-oh)
Don't say he's the lamest
Slit your throat and make it yucky
Don't Tempt, Don't Tempt Chucky
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Michael Pacholek - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
... ... ... I can't think of anything to say! Careful, though, or Our Fearless Leader might think this is about him!
Old Man Ribber - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
A splendid Chucky tribute by a fine writer! ;D
2Eagle - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
That's one for lady Ga Ga. Now about her taste in clothes.....where is Mr. Blackwell when we need him?
Matthias - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
You got rid of my previous comment because you fixed your parody (which used to be a giant link) now I'm able to read it and not get annoyed so I really liked it. Fantastic job here Dave and I love that movie even though I've just seen the first one. He was the inspiration behind Living Teddy Bear.
Below Average Dave - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, actually Matty, I never saw your original comment--I guess it was to the effect of 'this needs to be fixed' cause it did--I oops--but thank you!!
Abbott Skelding - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC(WX)- Nice job! A lot of great rhymes with the OS, 555 more sequels for you!
Mark Scotti - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) Here's somr "scary" fives for you. The Chucky movies were great!
Chris Bodily TM - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wow! I never thought I'd use Lady Gaga and Chucky in the same sentence, but I just did. TMGLTM and the whole ahem, execution was, um, killer. 555 I wrote a similar parody way back when to a Britney Spears hit http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/britneyspears126.shtml
mark Scotti - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved that Chucky, and i'm lucky to read this great one again...
Peter Andersson - November 21, 2010 - Report this comment
The Chucky franchice may be over the top, but this parody might be the peak stab at Lady GaGa songs. CB stole my planned "execution" comment, and the "killer" comment too, so let me just cut to the cheese and say that this old fart loved this combo of upbeat music and slasher lines! You even got his girlfriend in there - Hell hath no fury like a barbie burned!
Agrimorfee - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, I thought this one was going to be about Mr. Grosvenor. Wish I had more familiarity with the films here, but still well done.
Guy - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC-WX

Great "chuck roast" here BAD. I wasn't fooled by the title. I knew this was about the plastic Chucky and not our favorite webmaster because Halloween was coming up when this was written and besides why would we ever need to watch out for ChuckyG when he watches out for us?

I'm not a horror movie fan except for Psycho which hit the theaters in 1960 and I actually never saw that movie until about 3 years ago. So I'm sure I have unappreciated your write since I am not familiar with the movie, but I know how well you write, so I'll chuck you three fives which are well deserved.
bobpiecheese - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Wow, you took the slightly stalker-ish aspects of the OS and run with it by fusing it with a creepy demon doll. That takes skillz, which are different from skills, srsly. 555 for you, sir!
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
You want to see something really Chucky-doll-like scary? Used to be MP for just up the road from where I work: http://www.google.co.uk/images?q=hazel+blears
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
MikeJ - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Chucky myth hits GaGa myth! Myths...busted! Nice take off from the Paparazzi Menace to the Chucky Menace.
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Fun song to an OS that needs to be ridiculed. Does Chucky have a living teddy bear doll? Nice for Halloween, and I like how you brought in Barbie
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) Gotta love Chucky and "Child's Play"! I watched the whole series and enjoyed them. Here's some killer 5's. I loved how you executed this song.
DJ Blaze - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
So many spooky parodies of this song... I will give this a 555. Hilarious title sub.

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