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Song Parodies -> "Careless Hook Ups ("

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whispers"

Original Performer:

George Michael/Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Careless Hook Ups ("

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Yep, no "Carless Hook Ups" this time around. I still can't believe I did that. Carless to Careless is not the only change though, the song was changed up more than any other song on, Hear it free! and while you are at it. . .check out the rest of too. . .we host parodies for any parodist (recorded edits that is). . .

I feel like a whore
As I look through chat pictures for a quick score
As the profiles fly
Somethin' in those thighs
Makes me want to meet and greet
Create a storyline

I'm never gonna type again
I don't need no more one night stands
Though it's easy to log in
It keeps me up too late
Should've known better then to let you in
or engage in love that left me cryin'
So I'm never gonna type again
The way I typed to you


Lord forgive my sins
for Careless Hook Ups
With drunk I.M.s
Bio's 29
Was into my kind
When the knock came at my door
Too late to run and hide

I think I've been stood up again
Never say 'love' in a PM
Too depressed to search within'
and I look like a tool
Desperation sex's settin' in
Engaged in groups I'm regretting
So I'm never gonna screw again
The way I screwed with you


Never Online Again

At first I closed my eyes in bed
I wish you hadn't touched my head
Thank God, I Blue balled last night
It could've hurt much worse if I put up a fight
You may have killed my pride today
Mr parents are like half your age
Now who's gonna sleep with me
You bragged.

and I'm never hooking up again
Tired of being scammed all weekend
No I won't be drowned with gin
or drink binge every night
Should've known better then to dive right in
or take off my pants as you were drooling
So I'm never hooking up again
At least not through chat rooms


(Now That I'm Young)
Now Since I'm Young

(Now That I'm Young)
Did I chat too long, too long

So my inhibitions are gone

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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Five for Fighting Fan - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I have to say I'm a little surprised this one has never been commented on, it's only the second one I've read by this parodist, and it had me cracking up, perhaps if I wasn't used to "Careless Hook Ups" I may not have been able to relate.
Steven Benz - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
It's not bad i like your parodies..hey i took your advice and redid the good riddance time of your life song check it out
Below Average Dave - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Steven, I will when it posts tomorrow, and more than happy to assist. . .look forward to reading it tomorrow.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice stuff. I won't have anymore careless hook ups. lol
Steven Benz The Plagarismiii - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Dave thanks again with the guy taking my song and everythng...that guy left me a comment om my parody saying this song tops the list of "why didnt i think of that songs" then he goes and does it how original...and people made videos on youtube and did there own versions of the Hey Aunt Jemima parody lol
Steven Benz S.J.B - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey guys I decided to ruin the guy that copied my parody with another parody lol its called Hey I'm Jemima just put it up this morning so it will prolly be on the site saturday check it out everyone and tell me what you all think
agrimorfee - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, this is a buried treasure, Dave...a lot more adult-oriented than what I usually have read from you, yet it is an older tune. I like how you took the breakup aspect of the tune and brought it from the 80s to the techno-cracy of the 21st century.
Matthias - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Not bad... It's a serious parody which I don't see a lot of. Really nothing at all to laugh at all in this one (which is surprising because hooking up with the worst kind of people due to the Internet is pretty much what the film I wrote and I'm shooting in a couple weeks is about). You'll have to check it out once it hits theaters (or once the trailer is up on Youtube).
Below Average Dave - April 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Seriously Matty? I don't know--you are the first person I've ever heard of calling this parody a "serious parody", but to each his own I suppose:)
Blaydeman - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, this is a much more adult topic than you I've really ever seen from you. It was good. Kinda sad, but in a funny way. I don't know if that makes sense, but that's what I got out of it.
Rex - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) If you're going to hook up on the internet, at least practice Safe Surfing and use a character-based IM app for your textual gratification.
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wow, with a title like this I was expecting something a lot more goofy than what I got. Still a very well written song, just not what I expected. 555, even if the funny is hard to see (or I'm just not getting the gag, given me that's not surprising).
Syncronos - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I feel kinda bad for the guy. Still laughing at him (and the myriad of diseases he may catch) but I'm just imagining Andy Dick or David Spade singing this...hilarious!
Below Average Dave - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks bobpiecheese and Syncronos, yeah Syn, that was what I was going for, a sad situation brought on by his own actions, the character is sad but hilarious at the same time...seeing David Spade sing this would probably kill me!!!

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