Song Parodies -> Careless Hook Ups (badave.com)
| Original Song Title: | "Careless Whispers" |
| Original Performer: | George Michael/Wham |
| Parody Song Title: | "Careless Hook Ups (badave.com)" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
Yep, no "Carless Hook Ups" this time around. I still can't believe I did that. Carless to Careless is not the only change though, the song was changed up more than any other song on badave.com, Hear it free! and while you are at it. . .check out the rest of badave.com too. . .we host parodies for any parodist (recorded edits that is). . .
Ohhh
I feel like a whore
As I look through chat pictures for a quick score
As the profiles fly
Somethin' in those thighs
Makes me want to meet and greet
Create a storyline
I'm never gonna type again
I don't need no more one night stands
Though it's easy to log in
It keeps me up too late
Should've known better then to let you in
or engage in love that left me cryin'
So I'm never gonna type again
The way I typed to you
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Lord forgive my sins
for Careless Hook Ups
With drunk I.M.s
Bio's 29
Was into my kind
When the knock came at my door
Too late to run and hide
I think I've been stood up again
Never say 'love' in a PM
Too depressed to search within'
and I look like a tool
Desperation sex's settin' in
Engaged in groups I'm regretting
So I'm never gonna screw again
The way I screwed with you
Ohhhhhh
Never Online Again
At first I closed my eyes in bed
I wish you hadn't touched my head
Thank God, I Blue balled last night
It could've hurt much worse if I put up a fight
You may have killed my pride today
Mr parents are like half your age
Now who's gonna sleep with me
You bragged.
and I'm never hooking up again
Tired of being scammed all weekend
No I won't be drowned with gin
or drink binge every night
Should've known better then to dive right in
or take off my pants as you were drooling
So I'm never hooking up again
At least not through chat rooms
OooooooooOooooo
(Now That I'm Young)
Now Since I'm Young
(Now That I'm Young)
Did I chat too long, too long
So my inhibitions are gone
I feel like a whore
As I look through chat pictures for a quick score
As the profiles fly
Somethin' in those thighs
Makes me want to meet and greet
Create a storyline
I'm never gonna type again
I don't need no more one night stands
Though it's easy to log in
It keeps me up too late
Should've known better then to let you in
or engage in love that left me cryin'
So I'm never gonna type again
The way I typed to you
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Lord forgive my sins
for Careless Hook Ups
With drunk I.M.s
Bio's 29
Was into my kind
When the knock came at my door
Too late to run and hide
I think I've been stood up again
Never say 'love' in a PM
Too depressed to search within'
and I look like a tool
Desperation sex's settin' in
Engaged in groups I'm regretting
So I'm never gonna screw again
The way I screwed with you
Ohhhhhh
Never Online Again
At first I closed my eyes in bed
I wish you hadn't touched my head
Thank God, I Blue balled last night
It could've hurt much worse if I put up a fight
You may have killed my pride today
Mr parents are like half your age
Now who's gonna sleep with me
You bragged.
and I'm never hooking up again
Tired of being scammed all weekend
No I won't be drowned with gin
or drink binge every night
Should've known better then to dive right in
or take off my pants as you were drooling
So I'm never hooking up again
At least not through chat rooms
OooooooooOooooo
(Now That I'm Young)
Now Since I'm Young
(Now That I'm Young)
Did I chat too long, too long
So my inhibitions are gone
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I have to say I'm a little surprised this one has never been commented on, it's only the second one I've read by this parodist, and it had me cracking up, perhaps if I wasn't used to "Careless Hook Ups" I may not have been able to relate.
It's not bad i like your parodies..hey i took your advice and redid the good riddance time of your life song check it out
Thanks Steven, I will when it posts tomorrow, and more than happy to assist. . .look forward to reading it tomorrow.
Nice stuff. I won't have anymore careless hook ups. lol
Hey Dave thanks again with the guy taking my song and everythng...that guy left me a comment om my parody saying this song tops the list of "why didnt i think of that songs" then he goes and does it how original...and people made videos on youtube and did there own versions of the Hey Aunt Jemima parody lol
Hey guys I decided to ruin the guy that copied my parody with another parody lol its called Hey I'm Jemima just put it up this morning so it will prolly be on the site saturday check it out everyone and tell me what you all think
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