-> "Airhead Invasion"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Airhead Invasion"
The Lyrics
Listening to a bore
About things she don't know
She is part of the Airhead Invasion
She just wears half her clothes
And for pictures she'll pose
Not a word that she speaks makes sense no more
Ooooooooooh Ooooooooh
and she's part of the Airhead Invasion
She speaks text and that's all
L.O.L is her lure
cause it's sad that I must be demeaning
She will give you that look
Dumbfounded little thing
Think her fifth grade English is forgotten.
Oooooh she made a blunder,
Oooooh she made a blunder.
ABC's make her sweat
Roll her eyes, start to fret
Must be tough if you're under-achieving
I'm not try'n to be mean
But her noggin's robbed clean
I hear laughter from those who are looking
Ooooh another blunder
Ooooh she made another blunder
When she sees a balloon
She acts like a buffoon
Cause she can't understand how it's floating
Her friends are just as dumb
Talk to them, you'll go numb
Your I.Q. will drop shortly there after
Doooooaoaoaohhh
Mental capacity is really low now
It's reach a plateau
She says her smart gene makes her lean
Yes, she thinks so darn hard late at night
Don't hurt your head hun
You'll have time when you're at the nail salon
And she made a blunder
Oooooohoooh
Her butler asked her for some more dough
She made him bread though
Then she wonders why he's leaving
Hey honey, why are you so damn slow
You just don't know
I didn't mean for you to start running . . . .oooooo
(Fairly long instrumental break--Speed/Intensity Changes)
I think my head's gonna explode
List'ning to you get's so old
I lost my patience so long ago
You thought Frosted Flakes contain snow
How many times have you been told
You never listen very hard
I think you must be smoking grass
When malls are fun and fun's at malls
Put on a frock and start to stroll
(Speed/intensity drops back)
And she's part of the Airhead Invasion
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