Song Parodies -> Crazy for Chips
| Original Song Title: | "Crazy In Love" |
| Original Performer: | Beyonce |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crazy for Chips" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
This song was recorded like my others. . .the rap part was darn near impossible but I made it through--albeit Softly---but survived none the less. . .Hear Crazy for Chips free!.
Wow
There so Wavy Right Now
Most Incredibly it's your Kraft, Ranch
It's Your Cream, Sour
There so Wavy Right Now
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Yeah
You Can't Eat Just One
There So Wavy Right Now
I look and stare deep down at my thighs
I think I put on 20 somethin' pounds last night
There gone better go to the corner store
Baked or Fried eat 'em three meals in a row
Such a tasty thing for me to try to explain
How I'm eating all these chips is such a shame
'Cause I know you can't comprehend
How chips can be devoured all weekend
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now
Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC
Got Me eating some Pringles right now
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how
Eating some Wavy Lays Now,
Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
When I sit and watch Daytime TV
Whats One Life To Live? I can't hear a single beat
Sweat Pants can't even fit into a Triple-X
Soon I'll be bare, broke All my Spandex
It's the way that they make Spicy BBQ
or the way Sour Cream makes my Breath Stink too
But you still can't comprehend
How Chips can be devoured all weekend
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now
Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese
Got me eating Taquitos right now
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now
~~~Light Rap~~~~
Tatos Ya'll know when they're far or local
Wet lips from Lays and Uh Oh
Big P, Pringles are the one and only
Sticky limbs and the belly is fat like Rosie,
I bake Taquitoes, boy I need that Pace too
Bar-be-cue tastes great and all though
The genuine, original, I will not touch though
Not one or two if anything I eat 12 you
Tastes Like Sweet Rolls, Stax like God Correct
Lazy, Bring the whole set
David's in the range, Below Average and Deranged
They can't figure him out, wanna throw him in a cage
Yes sir, I like to eat different types n textures
My breath stinks like vinegar
Been Dealing with Chain Eaters
how you think I got the brand Walker
I've been real, they're from the UK
fall back now, ever since the label reduced over to low cal
The chips been lame, done!
~~~~Back to reality--the rap part was done in the recording~~~~
Got me eating, Too Many, I've Gained Weight
I'm not Myself Lately, I'm Huge Now, I feel foolish,
I've been feeding myself, Baby I Don't Care
Cuz Dorritos Got the Best of Me, and Walkers Brands are so tasty
I've been ballooning, I don't care who sees
Cuz Baby they tasty oh so Tasty
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now
Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC
Got Me eating some Pringles right now
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how
Eating some Wavy Lays Now,
Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now
Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese
Got me eating Taquitos right now
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now
There so Wavy Right Now
Most Incredibly it's your Kraft, Ranch
It's Your Cream, Sour
There so Wavy Right Now
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Yeah
You Can't Eat Just One
There So Wavy Right Now
I look and stare deep down at my thighs
I think I put on 20 somethin' pounds last night
There gone better go to the corner store
Baked or Fried eat 'em three meals in a row
Such a tasty thing for me to try to explain
How I'm eating all these chips is such a shame
'Cause I know you can't comprehend
How chips can be devoured all weekend
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now
Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC
Got Me eating some Pringles right now
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how
Eating some Wavy Lays Now,
Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
When I sit and watch Daytime TV
Whats One Life To Live? I can't hear a single beat
Sweat Pants can't even fit into a Triple-X
Soon I'll be bare, broke All my Spandex
It's the way that they make Spicy BBQ
or the way Sour Cream makes my Breath Stink too
But you still can't comprehend
How Chips can be devoured all weekend
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now
Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese
Got me eating Taquitos right now
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now
~~~Light Rap~~~~
Tatos Ya'll know when they're far or local
Wet lips from Lays and Uh Oh
Big P, Pringles are the one and only
Sticky limbs and the belly is fat like Rosie,
I bake Taquitoes, boy I need that Pace too
Bar-be-cue tastes great and all though
The genuine, original, I will not touch though
Not one or two if anything I eat 12 you
Tastes Like Sweet Rolls, Stax like God Correct
Lazy, Bring the whole set
David's in the range, Below Average and Deranged
They can't figure him out, wanna throw him in a cage
Yes sir, I like to eat different types n textures
My breath stinks like vinegar
Been Dealing with Chain Eaters
how you think I got the brand Walker
I've been real, they're from the UK
fall back now, ever since the label reduced over to low cal
The chips been lame, done!
~~~~Back to reality--the rap part was done in the recording~~~~
Got me eating, Too Many, I've Gained Weight
I'm not Myself Lately, I'm Huge Now, I feel foolish,
I've been feeding myself, Baby I Don't Care
Cuz Dorritos Got the Best of Me, and Walkers Brands are so tasty
I've been ballooning, I don't care who sees
Cuz Baby they tasty oh so Tasty
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now
Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC
Got Me eating some Pringles right now
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how
Eating some Wavy Lays Now,
Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now
Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese
Got me eating Taquitos right now
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now
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Mmmmm, chips ... New Years' resolution: WORK OFF THEM CHIPS !!! LOL!
Tasty and crisp...and a darned good job on this difficult OS...
DKTOS, barely know of Beyonce, but you're such a diamond in the rough that I can't help trying to add some polish. For "There So Wavy" and "There gone", check out "There, Their, They're (Usage Guide)":
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This song has been re-done on 1/15/2007, and it sounds 150% better than it's original recording, the piano vocals are gone of course. . .and the rap part's vocals are much clearer by me because I'm not having to compete with Beyonce's crazy supporting piano vocals.
Wow, you must have had a chip on your shoulder when you wrote this! Nice job on the writing and the recording. Well done.
I'm likin' you more and more Dave. This is GREAT and the recordings even better. 5-5-5
if you want to add a new dimention to the parody,here in england "chips" are french fries and your "chips" are called crisps. a lot of work and that is to be applauded making me listen to beyonce isn't lol. great job 555
Only one minor criticism: it's Keebler, double-e. In any case, this was a very appetizing parody! I'll let you know when I start my food contest.---MM
(Wild Card) Can I just say HOLY CRAP! I ditched trying to parody this song, but it would NEVER have measured up to this. Way to go!
Delcious! I munched my way, right through this parody
(SOTY) When the chips are down, count on B.A.D. to bring 'em back up.
SOTY - I remember an old chips commercial along the lines of "bet you can't eat just one", probably the same kind of thinking as to your re-recording. :-)
(SOTY) Wow! That vocal must have been difficult to record. Good job on this one, Dave. The midi track was a bit cheezy though. Let me know if you ever want to modify any of the midis you use as backing tracks. I can modify them any way you need. 555
(SOTY) Chips ahoy, me hearties - great job BA Dave - but I'm thinking spandex was a good choice of clothing for chip-eating - if you split that stuff, you're really in trouble - 555
I'm heading to bed, but I wanted to thank everyone for the comments thus far. . .and Rick C, , ,I would love to redo any and all of my songs with less midi like backing tracks. . .Cheesy makes it fun, but if I could make it less midi then great. . .I'd be more than happy to re-do any or all of my songs seriously. . .but I don't know that you'd want to do them all. . .and I wouldn't blame you since I record every single one of my parodies. . .but if you are up for it. . .let me know and I'll send you a complete list of the songs I have parodied, and in the future I'll send you songs I'm working on. . .totally up to you if you have the time. . .
SOTY - Methinks you forgot Doritos but you got a lot of the others. Where's Granny Goose? :P
ATTN: Wannabemustangjockey Verse after Rap part. . . "Cuz Dorritos Got the Best of Me, and walker brands are so tasty" What kinda chip fan do you think I am? Of course Dorritos are in there!:)
(SOTY) Great recording and performance to a tough OS, Dave. Although I liked the subject (who isn't crazy for chips), this didn't quite grab me like I hoped it would - that's probably a function of the OS rather than anything on your end. I did like "Soon I'll be bare, broke All my Spandex" and "Sticky limbs and the belly is fat like Rosie". Nobody can leave three 1s - I ate this up, 5 at a time.
I HATED it!! It was crppay..but I did give it a 2
Well, First, there are no 2's in the vote so that's a lie, 2nd I recorded it, so the 1 on pacing is a lie. . .third, I'll take the constructive comments above as a dirivitive of my writing over a one line opinion that gives no reasoning. . .not to mention the downloads and listen and the fact that this song placed top 3 in the SOTMWC for 2006, kinda speak for the song.
Making me hungry.
Still the most epic song about potato chips I have ever read, AND listened to. Great job Dave!!!
(ABC4) A second helping!
(ABC4) Still deliciously amazing!
(ABC4) see above - marathon effort BADave - chips is a universe unto itself
(ABC) Mmmmm...I prefer Cheddar & Sour Cream Ruffles myself, but this is making me hungry! The spandex line was a definite standout, as was Rosie.
ABC4- Hey where's Miss Vickie's Kettle cooked chips? Or did I just miss it? As a big chip fan, I have to say...mmmmmm. great job, Dave.
Good to see this one again (see above!)
Mmmm. I love chips too. (Especially the chocolate kind.) I assume you've tried the "non-fat" chips that are fried in Olestra - the digestive effects would explain all the "Uh oh" interludes. Nice job, BAD.
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