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Song Parodies -> "Every Sunday"

Original Song Title:

"Every Morning"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sugar Ray

Parody Song Title:

"Every Sunday"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

A parody about. . . strip poker? Yeah, I have never won in Strip Poker, so this isn't such a story as much as it is a memory. . .the recording is coming, as I get caught up with my re-recordings. . .it will be at badave.com like the others.
Every Sunday
There's some boxers laying near the toilet of my bathroom
I'm half dead

and So they are mine
Oh I guess I'll always lose it on the weekend
when I show my hand

Didn't understand
My cards weren't in doubt
Oops Again
This game's twisted
Laid my cards on the table
and you just laughed out loud

So more clothes I'm peeling
Yeah I'm stuck revealing
Yet I'll sit in again
I don't wanna lose it
Please do not YouTube it
my friend.

(B. A. Dave said)

~~~~~The Ambient Angelic "Damn" in the background~~~~~~
Every Sunday
Every Sunday I am naked
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

I never wear a thong
I never wear, I never wear
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)
~~~~~End Background Ambient~~~~~~

Every Sunday
I feel so sick sitting on my sphincter
Hoping not to need some meds

I drank so much wine
and I know that it sounds pansy
but I cannot stand Budweiser in cans

Aces are deceiving
Damn my feet are freezing
Feel like a clown again
Straight Flush couldn't do it
Cause Nikki got four queens yet again

~~~~~The Ambient Angelic "Damn" in the background~~~~~~
I Keep Losing
I Keep Losing All My Garments
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

I Keep Losing
I Keep Losing All My Garments
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)

~~~~~End Background Ambience~~~~~~

I never last too long
You'll see
Save Me

I never last too long

Save Me

So it's Sunday
There's a wardrobe laying in my bedroom
Near my dresser and night stand
This time it's not mine
'Cause I don't wear panties or silk stockings
if I did would look like Manson

~~~~~The Ambient Angelic "Damn" in the background to end~~~~~~
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

Didn't Lose It
Didn't Lose it, no not this time
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)

Every Sunday, Every Sunday I lay Naked
**Can't Lose a Hand Again**
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

Every Sunday
**Lose It Again**
Every Sunday I lay Naked

~~~~~~~~Fading out
Every Sunday
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)
Every Sunday I Lay Naked
(Ambient Damn replaces "AH" sound in the background in the Ambient sections)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 20

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Matthias - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Now this is back to your usual awesomeness! After your last couple of "Meh" rounds I was starting to get worried, you can put your pants back on.
Agrimorfee - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, Matthias is OTM. Here's 555 chips for your pot.
Jack Wilson - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This is awesome! DAMN I need to write that Sugar Ray parody,too bad I cant now. Ills till write one it just might not be on the competition. 5s though
Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you guys. . .I admit my last two rounds I didn't put as much effort in, this one I took some time to write, as in I didn't just type it out and submit it. . .thank you:) Jack--Sure you can, as long as you submit it today or ASAP before the first person votes, I still accept it as an entry (Deadline is strict on voting, but entry deadlines are lax). . .good luck Jack, and thank you very much. . .
Jack Wilson - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Tahnks, no problem. I still have my Garth Brooks idea not written yet, but even though thats done and gone, Im still gonna write and submit
Matthias - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Just make sure to vote for the Allman Brothers round Jack, you're looking good in the polls so far
2Eagle - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Just wear more clothes when you play poker. Your security code says you are the Queen.
Kristof Robertson - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Really, really god, Dave! Embarrassingly funny; particularly "I don't wanna lose it/ Please do not Youtube it"....sharp writing here, buddy. 555
Rex - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is going to be another tough round. Good work on this one, my fave line is the same as Kristof's.
Red Ant - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
A bit late to the game here, but here now. I can't wait for the recording of this, Dave! I was going to mention the same lines Kristof did as my fave. One thing before you record it though: a straight flush beats four of a kind. Change "straight" to "a" or "my" and it'll be poker-ly (??) correct. =) Trip 5s for you.
Below Average Dave - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant, Rex, Kristof, 2Eagle, Matthias and Jack. . .I just hope this one doesn't zip on me like Brainless on this Write did:)
bobpiecheese - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Like Kristof, I loved the YouTube line...wasn't expecting this topic from the title, but who really cares?
Matthias - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Getting naked for votes? Hell! Whatever works! 5's my friend, but please put your pants back on.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
That what I try to tell him Matthias but it doesn't work. Oh well. Nice job.
Below Average Dave - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
"Pappa Smurf". . .I am not walking around the house nude, I'm sorry, but I just won't do it. . .
Mikey Squirrel - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Remind me never to come to your house on a Sunday. Great work, Dave.
Max Power - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Good
Peter Andersson - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I think strip poker is the one sport yet to be exploited by sports channels, but it's only a matter of time because wouldn't you (guys) look at the female triathlon beach volleyball followed by female mud wrestling followed by female strip poker? As for a guys sport looking at these lyrics is close enough! :-)
bobpiecheese - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above! Still awesome! Put this on your 'To Record' List!
Ethan Mawyer - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
The youtube line was a good one, but for the most part it seemed like there really wasn't very much at all to this parody. Oh, and a straight flush beats four queens.
stuart mcarthur - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I LOL'd at "Please do not YouTube it" - and I agree, unless it's Nikki that loses, but something tells me that regular "4 queens"s sounds a bit suspicious dave, in which case it looks like the losing streak may continue - 555
Jason - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Boxin' brilliant!
Phil Alexander - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Strip poker definitely gives a different context to a "losing streak".. Only heard the OS a couple of times, so I got lost a bit in the middle, but I'll trust you on that :-)
wannabemustangjockey - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Matches the OS well but I wouldn't call it one of your best. It's not bad.
Kristof Robertson - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mixed reviews above for this one, Dave...but I'll throw my 2 cents in again and say that I really enjoyed it. Great work, buddy. 555
Cat - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It's the naked truth—this parody's brilliant! Definitely one of your best, spot on pacing, and I especially liked "I never wear a thong."
Mikey Squirrel - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Commented before, but I have to say again, definetly no Sundays at your place.

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