Song Parodies -> Bigger Chest

Original Song Title:

"Lose My Breath"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bigger Chest"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

I'm at badave.com
Not sure outside of America, so a few things:
Heath is a brand of candy bar Zest is a brand of soap G.N.C. (General Nutrition Centers) are a chain that sells health/weight pills Dew is a common nick name for Mountain Dew, a Pepsi product containing loads of caffeine and sugar
Mold Me!!

Please Build Me Up
Trainer Guy, Help me build my chest
Trim my thighs, I want nicer pecs
Make me large, I'll work out all (Panting)

I won't give up
Running hard, I'm feeling like death
Fifty yards, Running out of breath
No Heath bars, gonna build my (Panting)

OOOh
I set my goal here, I just want to drop a size or two
I think maybe I'll keep building my whole life through
I want to be full stocked like a pantry
No stews, or Dew, this dudes, all new
Diet's gonna make me look so damn cool

OOOh
Being big boned has really become taboo
Choke on steroids and then jump into a canoe
All my muscles will soon look all pretty
I will go on those G.N.C. shop sprees
I'll look even better when I shave my body

Doing push ups
Every night, Gonna lose this butt
Jump for joy, strengthening my gut
Done with bars, Time to do some (Panting)

Time to beef up
Build my abs, Do sit ups all week
Looking fab, Building like a Greek
Like a barge, Pulling up for (Panting)

OOOh
You'll be impressed by these new aerobic moves
and you've gotta love the fact that all my hair's removed
So what if I look like everyone else at the gym
At least on the beach I'll be looking so slim
and there is no more fat on any of my limbs

OOOoooOOOh
You'd think diff'rent if you had to walk in my shoes
I'm glad I no longer look like I ate the zoo
I got sick of all the rejection
So I found this awesome trainer and got his inspection
And now my body redefines perfection

Ya'll can't keep up
I have cried, Want my buns so tight
My good side, Is that left or right
Working hard, Gotta drop ten (Panting)

Keep pumping up
Like a barge, I'm a bit obsessed
Getting large, Like them ads for Zest
All enlarged, Even in my (Panting)

Want to bulk up?
It's no joy, Gotta crunch a bunch
Ain't no boy, I can pack a punch
I'm in charge, I'll build up my (Panting) (hey hey)

I'll never stop
Popping veins, I'm in such good health
Takes some pain, models bring in wealth
Staying hard, I don't mean my (Panting) (ooooo)

If you don't push yourself dude
It's like giving up son
Getting bulk ain't fun
and you've just begun

If you can't push yourself dude
I don't mean to be rude

You've got to suppress that chest
get out now 'cause I'm just not impressed

Couldn't keep up
Lazy guy, so you've got man breast
But not I, and you look depressed
Looking large, See you lose your (Panting)

I'm filling up
Muscle's fine, Looking great at last
So divine, while I'm pumping gas
Looking hard, staring at my (Panting)

You can't keep up
Right said Fred, Sexy for this shirt
To my head, everybody flirts
Living large, Letting out a (Panting)

Just one more pump
Bulk once more, Slightly larger chest
What's that noise, Ripping out my vest
This hurts hard, think I'm 'bout to (Singer Blows Up)
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Matthias - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I can see that this parody was a good parody exercise for you to add a lot of very humerous lines and references. I loved the "Right Said Fred" line for instance, as well as "Look like I ate the whole zoo", and the ending was fantastic. I also winked at the "Death" line near the start of the song, because it reminded me of my parody of this VERY annoying original song.
2Eagle - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe you'll be the next governor. Oh, and be sure to cover yourself with tattoos.
MsBunsOfsteel - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir B+A +D, Hang in there, hombre, you'll love the results! I keep my dates with MrStairMaster , 6 nites a week, and it's paid off ! I look HOT in my ~Roper~ jeans for the Rodeo on Sunday! "Ay, Cohiba" !
Below Average Dave - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you very much Matty, 2Eagle and Buns of Steel:)

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