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Song Parodies -> "Cruella"

Original Song Title:

"Joanna"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Cruella"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
Cruella, I fear you
You want fur
The fur off me

First I run and then I hide
Wicked gal, yeah cash is whats on her mind
She wears lengthy gloves
and a dress that fits tight
Lets her hair fall down
Looks stunning at night
So, I'll find a home far from her land
To save my fur, safe from her evil plans
You see, she'll pick me up when she needs the dough
And that's why baby I've got no dog darn coat

Cruella, I fear you
Dogs are not
are not for thee
Oh, rave

Time for me
To run from thee
She will search the world
Just to dress up nice
A pretty dress
That's my uncle right?
She wears his back outside
As she lines her eyes

Cruella, I fear you
Yes Miss De Vil
De Vil indeed

Leather seats
In your stretch so long
Purse on her arm
Made from Bambi's dear mom
Now she feels
That my derriere
That it will do baby
Do for wear
She is such a fright at night
She'll chase me down and use me like GaGa used stripes
I'm hoping that you, can please help me
Take me home, baby
Take me home, baby

Here she comes
Dressed Lion King
She's an evil girl
Hide is on her mind
Hey PETA I bet, you can't stop her fight
Ev'ry beast she finds
Worn on her behind

Cruuuuel, Cruella
Cruuuuel, Cruella
Cruuuuel, Cruuuuel
Cruella, I fear you
Cause you're out
The out for me
Cruuuuuuel, yeah
Cruella (Yes, I fear you)
I fear you
Is that purse
made up of bees
Don't skin me baby
Here me pray
Cruella (Yes, I fear you)
Cruella
Cruuuuel, Cruella, Cruella
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Porfle Popnecker - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun parody!
AFW - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
A villainess we love to hate...well expressed parody
Agrimorfee - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Spot on parody (get it?)!
Rex - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You notice Cruella doesn't have anything made out of shark, because of professional courtesy. Inspired title sub, fun parody!
Blaydeman - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Cruella Deville, Cruella Deville, if nobody spoofs her, you bet that Dave will, I'll give him 5's and that will be a thrill! Cruella, Cruella... Deville! Love that movie! Love This parody! LOVE. LOVE. Love love love!
bobpiecheese - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy crap, it's been a long time since I've watched 101 Dalmations. Still, great parody here, a great tribute to one of the classic Disney villains. 555!
Matthias - January 11, 2012 - Report this comment
You earned straight 555s from this Disney fan. I've dealt enough with her while working there at the theme park, What a b*tch and I can say that because a b*tch is a female dog!

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