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Song Parodies -> "Pee-On"

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Kid Rock

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Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Check me out at There is nothing wrong with sucking up for your job:)

Well I'm a filling my Uhaul to head right up North
Where cost of living's reached it's tip
That's it, where I'm best
Buy a cot far from mills
Bills costs mints
Find some old crunk junk
or a bike with rims
Then I'ma go to work and I'll earn a lot
With a corner block, and watch that damn clock
Get a lot out at lunch, and I'll make it my goal
To eat that s**t before it gets cold
Put some meat on those buns
Eat in my car
Get back to my job
and never at bars
Working through the summa'
Malls are home
I like Saks Fifth too, gonna look like chrome
Go and get my hair cut
Different clothes each season
and I'll get props from the boss for that reason
Suck up and I'll be better employed
Yeah I'm climbing them steps suckers

That's why they call me a Pee-On baby
No morals I do what the big wigs tell me
Pee-On baby
Best be bending at every wish they tellin
I'm the best of the Pee-Ons baby
I'll suck it up if it hikes my pay
Pee-On Baby
Job may smell like s**t, smile anyway

I bet ya'll will be heathens when my time comes in
They say "David please come in"and promotion begins
Laugh a bit, at each joke, even nod for their eyes
I once spoke up, but now I'm their toy
At Christmas time, buy them gifts so nice
Go with them to the bars, it is worth the price
Yeah my night ain't right, but I'm gonna get that cash boy
and let New York City babes know why they call me the

Pee-On baby
Bending over and doing what the bosses tell you
Pee-On Baby
Who gives a damn about having free time
I'm gonna be a Pee-On baby
Frying my mind to increase my pay
Pee-On Baby
Can't work for myself, do not know the way

Big Dave, working at a desk
Shelling out them papers, thinking I'm up next
I'll be moving in a jet, getting a free pass
You call me a snitch
because I'm kissing @$$
but I'm here bringing
work to the floor
Getting paid to be bossed,
though I'm lost,
I'm the boss of the chores
Stay on course
I'm serious
Yes it's worth each night
I don't ever see bed,
sometimes it's a fright
be favorites
each and every statement
My Myspace boasts 'bout my job I'm faking
but I'm favored
I'm his savior
I just need to breathe
for cor'prate I'll hold it

Why you all wanna hate on me
Knock me out
and hope that I'll just leave
I ain't that weak
I'm just tryna be a dough maker
Some fools are out robbing
but I ain't a failure
Outfit is tailored
Hair sits back slick
If it means moving up
Yes I can be a dick
You all say he's a prick
but to me he's softer
I keep on sucking up till I get a promotion

With my pride on hold and my tongue kept quiet
Spend lots of time dotting all the i's
Sure it may bite, but watch me get paid
I won't see pink slips, if profits go away
Polishing his shoes, and make sure they're shining
Warning when his wife is on the other line
Letting him know if she's on her way
She won't see him watching porn vids today
What is left, but to show up to work while smiling
What is left, but to show up to work while smiling

I am @$$ kissing
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 18

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Matthias - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeeeeeahhh.... I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday too, mmmmmkay.... (Office Space quotes aside this was a pretty great parody, and it looks a lot harder than where we ranked it)
UnKnownVO - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, . . . This "Pee-On" Rocks !!! Make your career fun, Sir! . . . As the song says: A Smile is just a frown, turned upside down . . . .
AFW - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite an accomplishment on such a tough OS
Below Average Dave - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Matthias, Unknown VO, and AFW
Jack Wilson - May 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Much better than the OS,5s
Red Ant - May 17, 2008 - Report this comment
There was a recent topic on about if a degree is necessary in today's society... I say the ability to like being a "pee-on" is more important than a degree. =) Great work Dave - I'd already forgotten how many internal rhymes are in this song.
MrMacphisto - May 18, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL... This sounds similar to how Kid Rock got a career in music....
Silver Power - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
As a teenager, I took up the classic teenage job this summer - Dishwashing. I loved this parody. It doesn't matter how busy I am, if my boss wants me to clean the garbage area outside or the upstairs storage room, I have to do it, only to come back with a stack of dishes. But he's moving me to prep next year, so it'll be all good. xD $5.55 pay raise.
DJ Blaze - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I hope that when I get a job, it won't be as bad as this! 555, and tough OS.
Timmy1000 - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC P) You really caught the mood of the work world with this on - sucks but you gotta do it. Well written and rhyme and pacing were excellent. A nice choice for the OS and yours is better than OS, IMHO
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This had some flair...1st verse made it difficult to get to the heart of what the parody was about IMHO, but sometimes you have to work to get there. :)
Guy - September 13, 2009 - Report this comment

The old adage - It's better to be peed off than peed on. This looked really difficult to write - fine job.
Stuart McArthur - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) was this was one of those OSes you set yourself to do as part of th Epic 40, Dave? Some funny lines, but I don't understand the meaning of "Pee on." Is that a new thing? I assume it means to "suck up" but where did it come from? - and I wish I had you ouside minding my back while I watch porn vids! - 555
bobpiecheese - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Basically what Stu said, particularly the unfamiliarity with the term 'pee-on'. 555!
Leo Keough - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(P) I'm assuming Pee-On is a clever way of saying peon. In which case, this is a great 'peon hates boss' rant!!!...555!!!
Mark Scotti - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) WRITE ON!, Pee-On!!, and get your fives on!!
Abbott Skelding - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC: Love the original song, nice job! 555
Melanie Lee - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Did you mean "peon", or was that deliberate? Great theme, clever parody, but not as funny as it should have been. 5-4-5 and a pay raise.
Below Average Dave - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Pee On was intentional, but the meaning of peon was what was used
Red Ant - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment
See above! Great to see this again, even though I've been more pissed on than a peon. Paychecks are thin, payback's a b*tch - you know what I mean. =)

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