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Song Parodies -> "For Your Next Arraignment"

Original Song Title:

"For Your Entertainment"

Original Performer:

Adam Lambert

Parody Song Title:

"For Your Next Arraignment"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Got caught
Smoking pot?
Yeah you made a mistake
Threw a cup
Left a lump
On an officers face?
The speed limit
You had passed it
Led the cops on a chase?
Yeah you know that wasn't good buddy

Oh no
How that blows
Now your in disarray
You slipped
But don't trip
I can help you for pay
I hear ya and I'll save ya
didn't do what they say?
I will stand by you--WHATEVER you claim

I'm a lawyer with a heart
For some cash I'll play the part
There's no way you'll survive the storm
Unless I've got your shoulders

Oh, do you know what you need to do
Hire me or else you will be screwed
I'm about to go to bat for you
Be there for your next arraignment

Oh, I know you're worried about all my fees
well You best pay them to get a good plea
Or else you'll never get back to the streets
It helps pay for my nice apartment

It's a fight
That's alright
That you lost your control
Stole some change
Stole some dollars
You got busted for both
Sold your legs
Your behind
Got caught by a patrol
I can save you if your credit card flows

Ran your car through a Wal Mart
Trashed ten aisles and a cart
Shut your trap--let me do this part
Plea the fifth, and blame your motor

Oh, Any clue what you got into
Broke the law and your futures through
I can help you stay afloat it's true
Get me for your next arraignment

Oh, When the judge says rise up to your feet
It just so happens that she thinks I'm sweet
So hurry up and get me in your seat
I'll save you from one long engagement

Oh oh
ooh Your arraignment (oooh)
Oh your arraignment
I'm here for all your arraignments

Messed up and you face nineteen
Let me come and keep your record cleeaaan

Oh, don't you know that I'm here for you
I will tell you what you need to do
I learned to do this through an online school
I will save your reputation

Oh, If you can't handle all the hateful speech (Hire me!)
I've Got a lesson or two to teach
If you've got a phone within your reach (Call me collect!)
Get me before your arraingment
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Christie Marie M - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Order, order, court is now in session! Very law abiding parody, BA Dave! Like they say, don't do the time if you can't do the crime! (I know it's the other way around, but I said that as a joke). Listened to OS and loved it!! You are guilty of writing an extremely hilarious parody and you will be sentenced to....say, 555 months of community service!
Matthias - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Now I know who Adam Lambert is! That extremely gay emo kid!!! (Who's music actually isn't half bad... although I would never admit that in public). This was a good parody of a brand new artist on the market.
TJC - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
You went out on a Lamb'... and it paid off big!
Below Average Dave - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you guys, this was a very fun song to parody
Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: I LOVE IT! Not a big fan of the original song, but I wouldn't have come up with this one! Excellent work!
Mark Scotti - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Book em' Danno...I mean Daveooo!" LOL
RumtressSally - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I just knew that you were an exRumRunner, SirDave ! !
Agrimorfee - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I've met maybe 5 lawyers personally in my lifetime, and I liked only one of them. A unique idea in this parody, nolo contendre!
Andria - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC E & F) Excellent, and cops, lawyers and criminals are always funny unless child molestation, animal abuse or terrorism are involved. 5s.
DJ Blaze - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
No offense, but God, I hate this OS. Great parody more than made up for it. Edgy, like I've come to expect with some of your stuff. 555
bobpiecheese - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-EF) While I have no idea what an "arraignment" is, this parody was great. You certainly didn't betray the law (LAW!) with this one! 555!
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) Imagine if Adam Lambert is a lawyer! This is funny the second time. Suing you for $555.

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