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Song Parodies -> "Stand By"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyes"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

(How late was it?)

I'm on stand-by, Hope some are late
I'm on stand-by, I'm near the gate
I'm on stand-by, Hope I can go

I waited way too long
Now I might not get on
MUST get on

If anyone would let me on
cause hope ain't gone, it's colder
Anyone could sell one to me
I could go and see my lover

Right now I'll just sing this song-persuade you??
and how I'm so blue
I'm on stand-by

I'm on stand-by, chances getting low
'Cause on Stand-by
might not get to go
Still on stand by, Its a big disgrace

Hey Buddy-sell me yours please son
Give me one!

they're on the plane, going insane
I'm getting the cold shoulder
See the wings, I just sit and sing
I'm not a ticket holder

I guess I'm gonna have to stay without you
Cause I am a stooge
I'm on stand by

stand by

The last call, it's the last call
Wait there is still one no show
Happening? Is this happening
Thank you Lord, Looks like I can go
'Bout got my trip, but that darn witch
Ran up to the door with pre-bought tix

Gonna cry, I lost my ride
I was too late on the stand by

On stand by
sta-sta-stand, sta-sta-stand by
On stand by
sta-sta-stand, sta-sta-stand by
I'm on stand by
sta-sta-stand, sta-sta-stand by
On stand by
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Pacing: 4.3
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Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Would never have though of this one because I was never put on Stand By thank god.
Christie Marie M - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Not too crazy about this Gaga song, but I'm crazy for your satire. Please stand by while I give you 555's!

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