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Song Parodies -> "I'm Fake (badave.com edit)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Real"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Fake (badave.com edit)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This song was part of the original 14 I posted prior to 2007 on AmIRight--however, the lyrics are completely different, so I figured I should repost it. Check it out for free at badave.com. . .you can also check out all my other songs at that location, or at Soundclick.com. . .all of my songs are absolutely free to hear or download
Huh?

What?

I know. . .

I've Got Silicone
Said they looking true
Got hair extensions
and a shortened nose too
I don't dress alone, sitting on my throne
I may not look full grown
Oh now don't diss as I croon

Don't try to drink my gin
I'll punch your lights out too
Don't forget I'm still a dude
Don't try to see my chin
Baby, there's no mystery
Got ten plastic surgeons

I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Why you tryin' milk from me
You say it tastes like wine
Baby you should keep in mind
You're touching on my clothes
See I'm nothing but a clone
so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

You like the way I dress
The way I wear my wig
I'm fronted by these heirs
Who don't know I use nair
Just as long as you know that I'm a man
Cause everything you see was made in Japan

Don't ask me if I binge
Or tell me that I'm rude
Because I pay my bills too
Don't think I'm listening
Baby, see my history
Party through the weekend

I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Oh yes I'm fake as can be
You like to wine and dine
Baby my love is devine
You say my skin's two toned
Look around, I'm not alone
So watch it 'round my friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

I'm Fake, Why you keep on buggin' Me?
On the floor is where you'll be
My fake nose just may shine
But my fist will hit your eyes
You're dissing my wardrobe
Boy you better stop your roll
So stop telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

-Instrumental-

I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Not quite an abnormailty
You say I'm looking fine
and that you want in my time
You're handing me your phone
But I won't call you oh no
Just keep it in your head (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's
This whole get-up is a tease
I'm paid to play this line
Next time just keep that in mind
You're wearing my logo
Looks like hell, who really knows
Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen)


-Instrumental-

I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Why you tryin' milk from me
You say it tastes like wine
Maybe you should keep in mind
You're touching on my clothes
See I'm nothing but a clone
so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's
This whole get-up is a tease
I'm paid to play this line
Next time just keep that in mind
You're wearing my logo
Looks like hell, who really knows
Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

Oh Great, One more chorus and I'll flee
This long song is killing me
Don't bother learning lines
Learn the chorus and you're fine
The song's about to close
See It's dragging on and on
Let's hit the last note gone (Yes this song is DONE)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Below Average Dave - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I found some comments on this elsewhere, I have to say one thing on those comments as I didn't see a comment option there. This song is not about transvestites, but I'm glad that in general people have thought it to be well written. The concept behind it is actual Celebrities and Drag Queens. . .anyhow. . .also thanks Matthias for the great review via phone.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Cool Stuff
Matthias - April 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I really hope this makes it into the Artistry round, like I said before even though you're iffy on entering this one, it's my favorite of the original 14 and one of my favorites by you in general.
Agrimorfee - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Sorry, I didn't really get much of this one. Pacing was spot on, but I didn't catch your concept mentioned above about celebrities and drag queens...and I couldn't tell whether the singer was proud of his/her lifestyle, either. "Why you tryin' milk from me?" was a particularly puzzling line.
PlunderPrincess - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, ~ Duke o'Fake ~ I love this ! It Wabo's; it Cabo's ! And I basically enjoy "Fakers", as they make life interesting . . . You ~Paper Tigers~ are all alike . . .
Max Power - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
What a fake
bobpiecheese - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Like Agri, I also got lost with the concept, Unlike Agri, I cannot determine whether the pacing is tight, because I can only remember two words of the OS. I also dislike the ending (parodies about parodies is one thing, ending a parody like that is another.)
Matthias - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
... Sorry about that Dave, I like it, but I guess other people are confused by it. I guess to each one's own.
Rex - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I always wondered what happened to Klinger. I think it's easy to read the first two verses about plastic surgery and get the idea you're talking about a transgender, and then you pull it back into being about a drag queen, but some good lines throughout.
Invisible Boy - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked to way your lyrics moved along with the tracks of the OS. Honestly, it was your first line that threw me. The word "Silicone" made me think of implants.
I do think you had lots of good lines in this one. I liked the title switch too...

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