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Song Parodies -> "Whoever You Like"

Original Song Title:

"Whatever You Like"

Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"Whoever You Like"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Kill Bill, Or perhaps a big burger patty
Or you can dress up like the World

I said we can be whoever we'd like
I said we can be whoever we'd like

Yeah, yeah
Small T-Rex, Patrol with lice
We'll be cops and robbers all night
Oh Baby, we can dress however we'd like
Oh yes, 80s style biker with spikes

Yeah,
Navy Vet, You bet, in Dress Whites
My closets set to make it tight
Baby, we can be zombies if we'd like
Even be a clown on a bike, yeah

Just because we want to
We're bored as hell, what's to do
Done it since I was two wearing costumes are cool
It's so cool to see what's to wear
I do it at my home just for fun I swear

Yeah, Sometimes it's naughty, with my shawty
I'll be the inmate--please handcuff my body
French Maid it, I got it, Just wear it, Let's do it
We can play like big gangstas for a bit

A hot Wreck, Three blind mice
or maybe armed penguins all night
and Baby, you can be whoever you'd like
I said, you could be whoever you'd like

Yeah, A chicken breast, Silk Vest, or tight tights
A GaGa fest for your delight
Baby, dress up like a trick if you like
I said you could be The Tick if you like, yeah

Can't knock it til you try it
At first it was just for kicks
Now I do it legit
Empty out my pockets,
I'm not even half lit
Halloween I love it,
but I am dressing up just as soon as the month March hits
We dress in clever severed head that sit in my closet
Loads of fake blubber Weird Al's Fat can haul it
Big pricks, Or the Sims with a green light lit
Weenie on a Hot Bun, Or a walking turdlette

Bat-boy if that's what you want
We never will get bored if you'd like to flaunt
and know I'll never get bored being like that
To be just anything, we're grown-be a big Kit-Kat

Yeah, It's Chun Li's Body, Not to shoddy
I'll be Mr. Clean-it's a strange @$$ hobby
Just wear it, Add to it, Laugh at it, Record it
Tell all those who don't like it they're bias

Chinese Rice?, or Heidi Fleiss
Or we can be Smurfs through the night
and Baby, we can wear long hair if you like
I said, Even got some Nair if you like

Yeah, mood is set, you bet, we got light
I'll do my best for you tonight
Baby, you can be a can if you'd like
I said you could be a queen if you like, yeah

I'm talking the BK guy
a tall french fry
You could dress as A huge head lice
Oh Dang, what the heck, well this just bites
Where'd I put my fangs the other night

Oh Yikes, They're missing honey, Out of money
With no Vampire teeth I can bleed nobody
Don't need it, I'll drop it, Won't pick it, oh screw it
Be a pimp who got hit by a toilet

Or best yet, you got that right
Yes we can be Roman's all night
and Baby, we can rule the world if you'd like
I said, I'll be Ceaser if you would like

Yeah, I've got sets, so let's get this right
A tribal bed for us tonight
Baby, we could just play dead if you like
Oh yeah we can be whoever we like, yeah

Still (echoed out)
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

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TJC - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Love the way you plan ahead! A vertitable monster mash of disparate elements that come together nicely...
Matthias - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Dressed up to the 5s with this one Dave. Great job. I loved it. Fun references to your songs like Antarctican Terrorist and Weenie on a Hot Bun.
spoof-man - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Awesaomely done but u should have made a Weird Al reference
Blaydeman - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Ahh memories of Halloween :) Other than some pacing issues Solid parody my main man!
bobpiecheese - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Pacing was kinda off in places, but this was a very novel idea that you pulled off very well. $555 costume bill for you!
Ethan Mawyer - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
This isn't my favorite thing you've done, slight pacing issues and the subject matter isn't in my taste personally, but I can see that there is a huge demographic of people who do relate to such "dress-up" and combined with the recognizable OS this was still very worth writing.

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