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Song Parodies -> "I Think The Voices Lied"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Chiago Died"

Original Performer:

Paper Lace

Parody Song Title:

"I Think The Voices Lied"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com. . .The voices in my head told me to write this. . .
Think I'm gonna pop
'Cause I'm insane in the membrane
I think I heard them say
Chew on a chicken egg

Got a fight going in my mind
It says, "be paranoid of grills"
Yeah them voices were not kind
"I think I'm crazy Dr. Phil!!!!"

They once told me to burn my home
And to buy Britney rings tones
Baby, Hit Me One More Time
and I did 'til me head shined

Then I broke down and cried
I think the voices in my head have lied
I've become a dolt without a 'cause
Like a lightning bolt had struck my arse
Woh is me

My head says crickets fry
When you pour gasoline and use a light
Was the biggest blaze I ever saw
All I did was gaze and laugh "he-haw"
I'm a dweeb

The voices told me once that I have fangs
and that I would die if hit by light
That was their April Fool's joke, dang
They kept that up for ten nights

I heard this one that stuttered Poker Face
I tried to stop it with a can of mace
I faced the can at my head
Guess it worked, 'cause that voice fled

That really stung my eyes
and I hurt ev'ry time those voices lie
Lordy they think knife's are really fun
One says she's my wife and lives in buns
So don't eat

I bet those voices lied
When they had said that my pet turtle died
So if it gets out and starts to walk
Hit it in the snout with a big rock
Lied indeed

Oh and those voices they are never small
They could fill any room or hall
They sometimes tell me to hide
When I see roaches crawl inside
Doctor help me fix this disgrace
I'm hearing voices all over the place

I think the voices lied (nananananananana)
I think my mind is fried
They said "Off your legs with a chain saw"
Then give triple A a booty call
Made me bleed

So now I sit inside (hahahahahahahahaha)
One voice said to drink Tide
I think I'm a nut without a cause
Should follow my gut, my head has flaws
Please help me!

I think the voices lied (nanananananananana)
Can't fight them though I've tried
But they're fading out just like this song
Starting to have doubts as they go on
What a week
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved. The voices requested that their names be with-held to protect them from themselves.

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Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
The voices in my head say they like this. Well, not all of them. One is still mad about the Yankees' loss yesterday, and another is still in mourning over Uncle Teddy. But most of them are well enough to read this and they approve.
Matthias - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Paper Lace sounds like a parody of Lady GaGa's "Poker Face"... P-P-P-Paper Lace, P-P-Paper Lace. Weird band, great parody.
Christie Marie M - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
The voices in your head may have told you to write this, but now they're chanting "555's! :)
TT - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Most of my parodies come from those voices -- can't you tell? :) Actually, I just ignore the voices in my head and do whatever my Rice Krispies™ tell me to do..... right now, they're saying, snap, crackle, Five.
Below Average Dave - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone, my voices really appreciate your support!
alvin - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
i heard voices in MY head after reading this manic piece...psychotically inspired
Agrimorfee - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
You seemed to take the same route as I did, but with a more insane approach. Oh, what a lousy round this was! hehe 555
Max Power - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great
Rex - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Verily, various voices vie for victory in your verses. Have you tried Valium?
bobpiecheese - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm glad I don't have voices in my head. Well, I do, but they're to busy quoting various stand-up comedians to be truly annoying. Ahem. 555!
Medemia - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I really liked this song. No I didn't. It stunk! Hey! Quit knocking this song, it was good! You stop it -- I hated it! It was good! No! Yes! No! 5! 1! 5! No 1's, all 5's! Bah!

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