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Song Parodies -> "She Tanked"

Original Song Title:

"She Bangs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"She Tanked"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com as usual
Please don't sing
This ain't no game
You make me wish that I hadn't came
You picked a song and now I'm in dismay
Cause you bombed
Oh Lady

You're off key
Though you look fine
On the third verse you sang way too high
You sang your song as you let out some farts
Ears went numb
Oh Lady

I think if my cat had swallowed tide
Compared to this chic she'd sing fine
The chorus messed her up
As she sang "No Doubt"
Cause she sounds like a hound
Who got wound in the pound

Yeah, She Tanked, She Tanked
I tell ya
Glad it's through, it's through
Like a banshee
'Cause if you had been there
I think you would agree
She sounds like she had just done weed

She Tanked, She Tanked
I wish my ears could be removed
Almost made me want to cry
I'm reminded that I need to be drinking or say bye

Please oh Please
Call the next name
'Cause that singing is quite a shame
You sound like you're a martian sent down from mars
Oh-Lady

Woah is me
Is this a ruse?
This next dude's worse with his ear abuse
His voice just had absolutely no tone
And he groaned
Oh-head hurts

Ahh-man to sing like that, just isn't right
Please check your pitch, it really bites
Roseanne next to you may sound really great
Just one more note and I may get irate

Oh He Tanked, He Tanked
His singing
It was cruel, so cruel
You'd think maybe
But I admit that to sing he must be really gutsy
I would hate to be the emcee

He Tanked, He Tanked
Thank God his song is over--dude
Don't try Britney Spears Next time
Hey Better yet, if they call your name again, best to decline

And would you know to my surprise
I was called up next to try
But I messed that song up
I belted it out
Cause I choked like the blokes
Whom I joked when they croaked

Oh I tanked, I tanked
Oops baby
No one booed, no boos
Crowd was hazy
I'm glad they were hammered as they smiled in glee
My timing sucked, you'd all agree

I tanked, I tanked
Ooooooonooooooo
They boozed, They boozed
Ooooooonooooooo

Ooooooonoooooo Oh no


We Tanked, We Tanked
Oooooooooooh
We boozed, We boozed
Oooooooooooh
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 17

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 2   2
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Below Average Dave - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Hmm, strange, seems the comments on this one disappeared
Agrimorfee - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
High marks for the originality of topic and making a story here.
Matthias - September 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, I swore I commented on this one so I didn't comment again during voting. But nevertheless this was a grand parody with a funny topic that you carried through the entire thing.
Rex - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ya gotta love karaoke night. The ability of alcohol to improve an audience's perception of a singer's ability is amazing. Nice work - when you perform this will you deliberately tank?
Christie Marie M - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry 81) Tank you, tank you very much for this hilarious satire B.A. Dave! Sounds like the kind of song Simon Cowell would sing! Tank up with 5's for this one!! :)
bobpiecheese - September 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Besides the second half of the last chorus being explicably MIA, this was spot-on fantastic. Great change-around at the end (karma's a fickle thing), 555!

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