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Song Parodies -> "The Monkey Duck Frog"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Independent"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Monkey Duck Frog"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at

Please note that the actual recording would contain actual animal sounds
Quack Quack, Quack Quack
Quack Quack, Quack Quack
Quack Quack, Quack Quack Quack

Ooh it waddles about
It waddles about in ponds it grooves
but when it opens it mouth
There's somethin' about it

Said ooh it's tongue's coming out
it's gonna catch bugs and swallow down
Hey, what is that about
Just what the heck is it

'Cause it quacks like a duck
Swims like a duck
but Once in a while it shoots its tongue-yuck
Eats flies just when it please

It's got eyes like a frog
Tongue like a frog
but its got a tail with full fur and likes logs
What animal is this now please, oh

It likes bananas
It sees no evil
Is it a monkey
but then what is with its feather hind

It's does that tongue thing
Ribbits and croaks yeah
Is it a froggy
Ooh but it can fly
It's Monkey Duck Frog

Ribbit, Ribbit
Ribbit, Ribbit
Ribbit, Ribbit, quack, huh

Ooh its climbing about
But it can swoop down to the ground
Each time I look, my jaw drops down
This whatchemacallit

Its got a beak that serves as its mouth
but its got arms that wave about
It flings poo at me, right at me, I pout
That's typical-monkey

'Cause it sits like a chimp,
climbs like a chimp
Fruit and a bib, call it a chimp-that's too simp
cause it also loves them flies

For words I am lost,
God I'm so lost
I don't recall reading about this I'm glossed
Is this thing just in my mind

Its eyes are glaring
On top of its head
This little froggy
So is it amphibian kind?

its got a tail
and it can soar high
So its a ducky
Ooh the way it climbs
This Monkey Duck Frog-Quack

Mmm, It sitting on a stool
You can't see no evil
Mmm, and while still on that stool
It can't hear no evil

Mmm, man-you know the next part
Just what the heck is it
man, Is it a mammal chimpanzee
Or a bird like a ducky

high squeak, high squeak
high squeak, high squeak
high squeak, high squeak croak, oh!

This is a new thing
A Monkey Duck Frog
How else can I sit and define

How is it born or
Perhaps its hatched out
This Monkey Duck Frog
Ooh, the way it whines
This Monkey Duck Frog

Its Monkey Duck Frog
That's what I'll call it
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - March 23, 2011 - Report this comment
You need to stop popping those drugs Dave. When I think your mind can't get any stranger it goes and proves me wrong.
Old Man Ribber - March 23, 2011 - Report this comment
BADave - What the duck?? (I believe I'll have the scrambled DNA.). ;D
Below Average Dave - March 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, my mind strays sometimes, thats for sure. . .:P
Blaydeman - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well it's unique to say the least. I'm a huge Ne-Yo fan, and he's got such a smooth feel, so it was kinda funny how this parody is about something so strange. This isn't one of my favorites of your's, sorry. To me it was more strange-funny instead of LOL-funny, Sorry man :(.
Abbott Skelding - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Very interesting work Dave, not a fan of the OS but you did a nice job spoofing it!
Wild Child JIN - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
A lot of wise "quacks" in this parody, enough to make me "croak" with laughter! ;-D Excellent Job Dave! :-) 555!
Wild Child JIN - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: A lot of wise "quacks" in this parody, enough to make me "croak" with laughter! ;-D Excellent Job Dave! :-) 555! - This was supposed to be a SOTM comment, but I guess you can count them as both. ;-)
Mark Scotti - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM "Old Mark Scotti gives you fives...ho ho hee hee ho!"
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Despite a coupla pacing stumbles, this was brilliant! Amazingly silly, and I loved every bit of it! Amphibabirdmal...gotta remember that, it'd make a great video game enemy in a sewer level or something...555!

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