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Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This one's an obvious one to me, Originally I was going to do "Spicy Cock" to this, still plan to one day, but having already done "Cock Star" to "Rock Star", and this one turning out as well as it did (at least in my head) I couldn't let this idea go, I'm still at!
**Intro --not part of recording**
Hey you,
Yeah, I'm talking to you Homely Guy
Need to get some Pep in your step
I'll buy something tonight
Let's Shop
I can't Wait
Let's go and use some money
First there, then where?
How about the mall stanky a$$?
and after we can go on the net and go Super Shop
**Start Song**

Gotta Shop, yo
Gotta go up to the mall
and spend till I pass out
Everyone says the times are bad
and I have to hear them pout
The practice which I exercise
Is that life will have an end
Where's that cash when you've deceased
So you'd had best go out and spend
(Roll out now)

Sick of chatter
That the gas price rise or
How the dollar's value recked
Why's it matter
If bank account'd dry
You know you need a new deck
Congress scatters
They try to pass a bill
A quick fix, so we'll buy
Falling flatter
'Cause they bought that hype It's
No wonder we have all gone dry
(But still now)

Gonna go out every night
Buy a brand new hot neck tie
Hope my card's not denied
I just need a really
Big red clock
(A Really big red clock)
Hope that it's in stock
(It's in stock!)
And let's buy mom a frock
Let's go now
We must all, shop

Gotta Shop
Shop until we drop
You know you
really oughta shop
To the mall. . .

Now, that I'm looking tight
Let's go and buy a whole bunch of
Sparkling Jewels
Spend all our dimes
Cause it feels sublime
Bought some Advil and a mule
Hear me squealing
When I get the
Latest for my Wii
Maybe get a new car
or discount land mines
Gon' on a shopping spree

Time to transfer
from the savings account
I need to use it now
Need that liqueur
Because to my surprise
It's on sale and like Wow! (oh)
Hear a cat pur
Purchased her there I care
That she has a nice life
And some new spurs
It's not like I ride but
But they look good with my new knife
(Come on)

Could you grab that card and swipe? (Swipe!)
I want that organ pipe
(Organ Pipe)
That statue of Mike Stripe
I just need to
Go to the salon
(Lets all head to the salon)
Buy a new baton
(New baton)
And a DVD of Spawn
Gotta spend on
Lets all go. . .Shop

Man, I'm worn out from shopping

Gotta, gotta, gotta. . .Shop

Gotta Shop

Let's get a new blender

~~don't blink

Do you want a brand new kite
(Want a brand new kite)
Got two the other night
(Other night)
How 'bout that big black light
Think that I will
Buy a gold trimmed mop
(I will buy
a gold trimmed mop)
and old Soda pop
(Old Soda Pop)
Some Pineapple Cough Drops
Let's go now
Gotta Go

Get hair shipped from Shanghai
(Right in from Shanghai)
and tapes of "Golden Times"
(Tapes of Golden Times)
A slice of thick Squash Pie
Go and buy a
Portrait of Bangkok
(Yes a portrait
of Bangkok)
New Kids on the Block
Some shoes meant for a jock
Gotta go. . . Shop
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SpurPetite - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir B-A-D, you do look HOT in those Spurs, for sure!
Max Power - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Hopefully I'll be able to get my NSYNC parody ready before the artistry for that band arrives.
Below Average Dave - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you very much "SpurPetite" and Max Power, you got me blushing with that comment Spur:) Max, *NSync does have a round, so yeah if you want to get one done to have it ready--that's totally cool.

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