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Song Parodies -> "Big Ol' Tree I'm Cutting You Down"

Original Song Title:

"Little Boy You're Going to Hell (South Park)"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Big Ol' Tree I'm Cutting You Down"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
Big ol' Redwood Tree
Up in the sky....growing so large

So big I can't see
You're in my way....you're like a barge

So I got a permit
Forever you'd last
Will you get much taller some would ask!

NO!!!!

(Neighbors Screaming)

Stupid tree I'm cutting you down
Too big for suburbs
You're attracting birds
Who poop all over town
I'm no talking whacks
with some tiny ax
Chainsaw!

Stupid tree you're coming down today
Kept losing limbs
Although I'd trimmed
they dropped on my car ev'ry day
The chainsaw I grab
Now you are coming down!

Tree is too tall
Tree is too tall
Saw

ooh Tree is too tall
Tree is too tall
Saw

(Mickey Mouse) . . .whistles as he watches
(Neighbor) Hey Omen, face the right way
(Another Neighbor) Oy Vei, You should have moved that Harley first

Oh there's no more wood
It's finally gone good
Fell!
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Matthias - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Probably my favorite song from the South Park Movie. I just never knew that this was by Metallica until only recently.
Below Average Dave - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty!
TJC - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice, er, treetise!
Below Average Dave - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you TJC

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