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Song Parodies -> "Basic Bi***"

Original Song Title:

"Look What You Made Me Do"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Basic Bi***"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Yeah, Title is exactly what it's about--though I love Taylor Swift, and find this song INCREDIBLY addictive--it does lean itself to the topic.
I like Starbucks yes grande
and clothes from The North Face
and Yoga pants are great
Gap is cool, tanning by the pool

I quote "Clueless" Movie lines
Sing Journey all the time
Drink lots and lots of wine
Twitter too, To iphone I'm Glued

a Sexy Garter
Looking sharper wearing the fall line
#EverythingThatISaid
I do it all the time
I've got a list of things
registered at the Calvin Klein
I checked it once,
Forgot Pumpkin spice, oh!

Ooh, look what you made me do
My finger nail's blue
They don't match my Nice new shoes
Look what you just made me
EW, look what you made me do
Emoticon face: poo
Made me miss a message too
Look what you just made me -do-

I wear Disney ears they're fleek
I look so sweet in pink
Watch the Breakfast club all week
Don't You forget about Me

The world pokes on, another fad
Because I love pajamas
So I stay woke, I stay woke
It's how I avoid the drama
The Pinterest war is on
I'll win it for sure
Baby fix all my whine
Or I'll yelp your store

Don't think you're stronger,
I've stood longer in Black Friday lines
Honey, you'll end up read
and trust I do it all the time
I'm in the Hall of fame
Of how to make myself look nice
You fooled me once
You won't fool me twice-NO

look what you made me do
I missed my tanning booth
Now I'm as pale as you
Look what you just made me
Ooh, You bombed my photo booth
That's totally uncool
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do

I wear Ambercrombie
and sometimes Old Navy
Won't catch me dead
in last season's panties
Lots of friends on Facebook
Everybody likes me
My friend's list-full
but followers got plenty
I Won't touch tap water
I'll only drink Fuji
I've got a Keurig
hiding in my backseat
I don't trust nobody
Hold up wait a minute
My iphone just went beep
I've gotta take this
Friends on snapchat filtered as doogies

"Hi Katie,
Aw that's so cute,
you're a kitty now
"What?"
"Oh, spill the tea!"

Ooh, look what you made me do
You know that that was rude
You bombed my selfie dude
Look what you just made me
EW!, look what you made me do
Isn't that onesie cute?
I think I'll take that one too
So we cordinate like
Ooh, look what you made me do
You know that wasn't cool
You messed up my glitter line
Look what you just made me
DUDE, look what you made me do
Made me look like a fool
This Taylor Swift song's cool
Look what you just made me do

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Matthias - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
This was anything BUT basic! I loved all the typical white girl stereotypes that you put into this tune! I'll listen to the recording later but I LOVED the lyrics!
Matthias - November 25, 2017 - Report this comment
"Just came back to say good pipes"... Loved the recording on this one! This is TOTALLY the Below Average Dave version of Chainsmokers' "Selfie"
Below Average Dave - November 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh wow--I remember that song. I have it for karaoke in my company--the first time someone did Selfie, they nailed it and I was cracking up the whole time--I had never heard the recording at that point so the karaoke version was my introduction to it. My friends made me perform this last night cause they saw it on my list . . . i wish I had a good camera with me, a live performance on the day of release is rare:)
Jeff Reuben - November 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Great shift on the chorus in the recording! Fun recording, and great lyrics to go along!
Below Average Dave - November 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank You Jeff!

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