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Song Parodies -> "Geeklemma"

Original Song Title:

"Dilemma"

Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Geeklemma"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

badave.com The story of a geek who love a quaterback who loved. . .that geek back
(book-worm, book-worm)

(Geek)
What's with you
No I'm no fool
Honey you're so cute
I can't have you

Theres a rumor in the school
That my braces make you drool
Even though I mis-match shoes
I caught you staring, that's just rude

But even though that much is true
Can't help looking back at you
Even though you look too cool
I fantasize at night 'bout you

(School Quaterback)
I saw this geek and she just sat in the seat next to me
and uh, I think her braids are sweet
although they're tangled horribly
but oh no-no
She thinks I'm too dumb and she said so-oh
she gets straight A's
Still I, give her a clue and I'm whis'lin, sign her petitions
Think her pores rock, smelling e'rything that nerds wearing
Yes she's so fine.. (so fine) I..
I hope to impress her someti-i-ime. I'll try some more
But she, thinks I am not her type and, I'll leave her out alone
But man, she just don't see that I want her to be my very own
So I don't care that you love to read!
She said
(I know when we're out you'll be mean)

(Geek)
You don't play by the rules, (C'mon)
All your friends think I'm a fool (Uh huh)
When you sleep in hour two, (Yeah)
I think how nice it'd be to sleep by you
Why are you such a tool,
It's history that makes me drool
I use to think that you were cruel,
Turns out you collect beanies too

(Book It, Book It, Book It, uhh)
(School Quaterback)
You know a lot and you're hot
and I this may sound absurd
You called me playa, and said I'm kidding
if not let this truth unfurl
I said hey ba-aiy-be
To me this isn't no ga-aiy-ame
You best believe
Yes I, I love your sneeze,
that smile, that you ain't leaner
That day you had goo on your shoe
and glue on your left finger
I'm no pranksta-aa-ah
please don't act like I'm a stranga-aa-ah
Promise I'm legit
But duh, I think your freckles are cute
and my lights may be dim
But uh, I promise that I will love you every season
You shot me down boo and just I had turned to grieve,
she said
(I can't help that you're hot to me)

(Geek)
Though I may now be a fool
I think your heart may be true
I will meet you after school
Be in the library at two (Get my pass out)

I will try to look so cool (Get my pass out)
In my fifty-three cent shoes
When I tried to change my hue
Boy you said, "I love you--just be you"

(Be yourself today)

Your so cool,
and make me drool
Baby I want you
Oh boo (c'mon girl)
Will you come to my choir show
Boy, hear me flow
I've read every book about love
I'm truuuuuuuuely Yours,
yeahh-yeahh..

(School Quaterback)
Ten hut, I dream of you at night
Punt hike, Them glasses are so tight
Touchdown, I'll be with you tonight, cause
(I will even wear stuff that's clean)
Your hot, Doing homework so right

(Geek)
When I study in school
and it's gym that makes you drool
Though I think you are a fool
boy I'll take all of your tests for you

Oh I hope your never cruel
Science gets me in the mood
I love video games too
and I will be you and your crew

(School Quaterback)
Shakespeare, I know you love his writes
Debate, You will win every fight
That bee, You spelled every word right, cause
(You are really dumb as can be)
Homework, You make me look so bright

Peru, You know about their plights
This Earth, recycling every night
Physics, You've memorized the lights, cause
(I still love you, you big dummy)
Vocab, I've heard you can recite

(Geek)
Although I think you're untrue, (Wooo)
You just want to pass in school
I think you are so damn cute
and I just love being next to you

I hope when we get through
That I can still be with you
Never dreamed of being cool
but I am so glad you're my boo

(School Quaterback)
Your hair, Is such a scary sight
But I, will always be polite
Helmet, when you're walking outside, and
(I am so happy you're with me)
Pop Quiz, It gives you such delight

Last day, we graduate tonight
but yes, I still sit by your side
Let's toast, our future is so bright, cause
(I guess you just truly love me)
College, is next up in my life
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Jeff Reuben - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well done, I like the interaction between the characters in the song.
Agrimorfee - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Very interesting and heartwarming, sort of an urban John Hughes movie in 4 minutes and 41 seconds. Hard to follow the video (it had some sort of quick prologue that confused my listening/reading) . The geek never seems to fully trust the QB, it seems.
2Eagle - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite an effort.
littleRetroCakes - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Reminds me of Babs & Robert RedFord in "The Way We Were" . . . . Man, was he beautiful !!
Stephen Harrington - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS, but liked it anyway, 5s.
Matthias - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
"Not Another Below Average Dave Parody" (Eh?) Very good, and very funny, you have a great way of creating non-existing words. (Churnalicious, Chubalicious, Geeklemma, Blubberina, ect.)
Below Average Dave - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank You Jeff, 2 Eagle, Little RC, and Stephen Agri, thanks buddy, if I enter this into a contest, I'll have to make sure I find a video that cuts that intro (or make one), Can't blame the geek on not trusting the QB though;) Matty: That's one of the most fun things to do, those particular examples are among my favorites to use, I refer to myself as Chubilicious all the time (though some say I'm not chubby enough, how can others define how chubby one must be to be my word?)

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