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Song Parodies -> "Sparks Sparks"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Dance"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Sparks Sparks"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Bounced of my car-hood
Hit Mark real good
Barely got it off
'cause my aim is fantastic, although I got hit in the buns
Fireworks are cool,
though I seem like a fool
Tonight I will shoot as I curse
and then no one wants to feel my wrath

Do not get caught with your head down
Cause at bottle rocket wars I do not clown
Just watch I'm takin aim, and I'll get Jim
Hell-no sparklers here will do right

Sparks, Sparks
We're fighting a war in my yard
Sparks, Sparks
And you'd best watch out, don't want to bleed
Ouch, Someone just hit my house
If you knew 'bout this fun you'd join me

You think I'm nuts but you've never tried bud
Get up, it's your call
your retort
But you'll never defeat me and uh

I'm jumping sideways as I light now
And I hope we do hit our neighbor's white house
Don't worry it just hurts for a second
If you get hit, there's no time to cry

When you are aiming, there's no time to align
Or you'll get hit in your buttock, bud

Sparks, Sparks
The fireworks fly through the night
Sparks, Sparks
It's like paintball wars, but really cheap
Sparks, It's like war with less pain
If you knew how agony fills me

Why don't you buy some c'mon now and join
If you do you'd best move it fast (move fast, move fast)
I do not want sympathy if you happen to hit me I'll get back at you

Sparks, Sparks
I'm aiming for you in the dark
Sparks, Sparks
And these are the times we learn to duck

Sparks I'm gonna hit you bud (hit you bud)
Sparks Damn this one is a dud (it's a dud)
Sparks Ouch you just hit my butt
now it's my turn, you'd best watch me

Sparks, Sparks
Sparks, Sparks
Sparks, Sparks
Sparks, Sparks
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Matthias - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Do you actually shoot bottle rockets at your friends? That just sounds dangerous and painful... Not too sure about this one Dave. I was still hoping for your Nut Implants idea lol

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