-> "Sparks Sparks"
Original Song Title:
"Dance Dance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sparks Sparks"
The Lyrics
Bounced of my car-hood
Hit Mark real good
Barely got it off
'cause my aim is fantastic, although I got hit in the buns
Fireworks are cool,
though I seem like a fool
Tonight I will shoot as I curse
and then no one wants to feel my wrath
Do not get caught with your head down
Cause at bottle rocket wars I do not clown
Just watch I'm takin aim, and I'll get Jim
Hell-no sparklers here will do right
Sparks, Sparks
We're fighting a war in my yard
Sparks, Sparks
And you'd best watch out, don't want to bleed
Ouch, Someone just hit my house
If you knew 'bout this fun you'd join me
You think I'm nuts but you've never tried bud
Get up, it's your call
your retort
But you'll never defeat me and uh
I'm jumping sideways as I light now
And I hope we do hit our neighbor's white house
Don't worry it just hurts for a second
If you get hit, there's no time to cry
When you are aiming, there's no time to align
Or you'll get hit in your buttock, bud
Sparks, Sparks
The fireworks fly through the night
Sparks, Sparks
It's like paintball wars, but really cheap
Sparks, It's like war with less pain
If you knew how agony fills me
Why don't you buy some c'mon now and join
If you do you'd best move it fast (move fast, move fast)
I do not want sympathy if you happen to hit me I'll get back at you
Sparks, Sparks
I'm aiming for you in the dark
Sparks, Sparks
And these are the times we learn to duck
Sparks I'm gonna hit you bud (hit you bud)
Sparks Damn this one is a dud (it's a dud)
Sparks Ouch you just hit my butt
now it's my turn, you'd best watch me
Sparks, Sparks
Sparks, Sparks
Sparks, Sparks
Sparks, Sparks
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