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Song Parodies -> "I'll Drink the Slim Fast (Red Ant Altered Version)"

Original Song Title:

"I Shot the Sheriff"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Drink the Slim Fast (Red Ant Altered Version)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This one was altered per Red Ant's suggestions that I not use the elements within' the drink as it took away from the humor. As always Hear it Free at badave.com and all the others too. . .
I drank the Slim Fast, but I did not stop hefty eating.
I drank the Slim Fast, yeah I hope to lose my growing chest.

Won't fit in my night gown
Here's hopping to slim me down.
Men say they want to puke when they see me
Over the size of my bootie,
Weight more than you in my pinky
But I say:

I'll drink the Slim Fast, but I will not touch French-Vanilla.
I'll drink the Slim Fast, and maybe I'll quit my gluttony offense.

Slim Fast contains all these Vitamins;
Eat what? I'm not sure.
Every time that I drink this shake
It seem more like some big ol' tease
and then I still feel quite empty
I say:

I drank the Slim Fast, but I swear I'm still morbidly obese.
I drank the Slim Fast, but It hasn't slimmed my excess chub.

Thin dreams came my way one day
And I walked all over town.
All of a sudden I hear my tummy growl
Hopping I'll feed it somehow.
So I drank, I drank it down.
I say:

I need more Slim Fast, give me something with some Calcium.
I need more Slim Fast no that stuff don't help my cranium

Caffiene got into my veins
And waist one day I'll see thee.
Every day the scale goes down little,
But one day I'll weight something normal,
Yes, one day the tummy will secede.
But I say:

I'll drink some Slim Fast, but I can't control the binge eating, oh no.
I'll drink some Slim Fast, now I hope somehow I'll lose weight fast, oh no

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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AFW - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
No need to reduce this five vote
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Here, 15 less pounds for you...
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody has a serious case of the Clap... (and that\\'s a good thing!). 15 breaded bratwursts for ya!
Red Ant - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Much better the second time around, Dave. "All right, next time I'm trying Subway" at the end was a funny send off, but I don't believe you - Subway puts vegetables on their sandwiches, heh heh. "Yes, one day the tummy will secede." lol 555.
Red Ant - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
PS: Your opening link was incorrect for this recording: the last two number of the URL should be 40, not 36.
Ann Hammond - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I told you not to eat the whole pizza by yourself.
Tommy Turtle - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Good send-up of inane OS and inane product ads. 555 ... and, uh, are the parody title and OS title reversed on the "recordings" on the home page?
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you everybody:) And yes TT---I did reverse by accident in the recordings sections. . .I certainly didn't write I Shot the Sheriff--and I don't remember Eric Clapton doing a number about being overweight:)
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Definitely a much tighter rewrite, Dave...a mucher broader display of humor, so a deserved 555
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
It was ok

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