When you die, your soul goes on
You'll be floating, in air all week
but if you want to be a wife
We've got the best things you've ever seen

Killed by a sword? or by a gun?
Or if you choked on some vasoline
If you want to be death's rave
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When you die read Dead Bridal Magazine,
Dead Bridal Magazine, the best looks you have seen,
Death goes on, but you'll be a Beauty Queen
Read this magazine, you'll be one hot dead teen.

Some will mope around all bored
Try to haunt those they once adored
but when you want a wedding day

(Trumpets play)

Time to read the Dead Bridal Magazine
Elvira looks pristine, Looks for ev'ry scene,
Don't be scared, there's no cost for you to read,
'Cause we are dead as thee, Dead Bridal Magazine.

(I think I'm dead, Mrs. Buggar, I think I'm dead
Look at that hottie there
Let's get married, let's get married
I do miss hottie
Tuxes! Dresses!)

Though we're dead, we'll look pretty
(we'll look pretty)
We'll imitate old movie scenes
(We'll imitate) (old movie scenes)
White for you, and black for me,
(White for you) (and black for me)
In Dead Bridal Magainze.
(in Dead Bridal) (Magazine-haaa)

Find a dress in Dead Birdal Magazine,
So your cuts aren't seen, and make your figure lean,
All the ghouls love to look like Pageant Queens,
Well ok, fine not me, I look like Mr. Bean,
You must read the Dead Bridal Magazine
Dead Bridal Magazine, Great for ev'ry scene.
When your dead you don't live for anything
So c'mon get a ring, and have a ghoulish fling.