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Song Parodies -> "Queen of the Drags"

Original Song Title:

"King for a Day"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Queen of the Drags"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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Interesting note, that many people aren't aware of: Drag Queens are not automatically Homosexual, in fact, most Drag Queens are heterosexual. . .including big names like RuPaul. . .this is a parody to try and represent their view points, please note I don't know any Drag Queens on a personal basis, so if you happen to know a drag queen or are one, feel free to post a comment to correct or add to this tribute to a unique career choice.
Some dudes like girl's clothing stores
But one guy, he makes it something more
Adored in pink and jewel's galore
Won't find no boxers on his floor

Dresses are nice and his look is precise
He don't wear no boots of course
Gotta go, he'll put on a show
So it's time to see the very lovely

Queen of the Drags, Great make-up on
Queen of the Drags, she calls herself Dawn
Queen of the Drags, real name's Shawn
Just wait 'til all the girls get a load of her

She likes to go on shopping sprees
Been doing it since life began
She will not touch the color green
Her purses match each dress she wears

Slippers are nice but for her-no dice
Wants to impress the whole world
She's a bro, you may not know
But in truth she's a man down under

Queen of the Drags, Princess with brawn
She's got great legs, not too weak or strong
He must be gay, Nope you'd be wrong
He's really into girls, he just don't like jeans

(instrumental break)

She is so wise, and makes you look twice
'Cause he looks like any girl
But he's a bro who likes chicks clothes
There's nothing wrong with him, he is just the

Queen of the Drags, you'll never yawn
Queen of the Drags, Muscles are strong
Queen of the Drags, been up since dawn
Queen of the Drags, She'll never look wrong
Queen of the Drags, Got high-heels on
Queen of the Drags Hear her sing her song
Queen of the Drags, never withdrawn
She'll impress all the guys
She'll impress all the girls
Don't have a shallow mind get a load of her
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny take on the song, Dave! Alternative song for an alternative lifestyle, certainly earns you 5's
Matthias - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome song here Dave! Too bad this isn't a 50's song because it would have been perfect for the competition... And if this was a 50's song (I might actually like one 50's song, lol). This was a great parody to a great Green Day ska song.
TJC - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Your tricky ditty neatly solves the problem of "all dressed up and nowhere to bro..."
RuPaul? - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
RuPaul's a drag queen? Really? Guess I learn something new every day...
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Matty, TJC, RuPaul? and Mark Soctti!

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