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Song Parodies -> "Blah Blah"

Original Song Title:

"Yeah Yeah"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Blah Blah"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Shut Up! Don't call now.

Blah, (blah) OK!

(David. .David. . David. . David)

Damn phone

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah
(Why you calling me)

Hear my cell ringing crazy
Tryna stop it but then
she keeps on di-al-ing me
Her calls are making me itch
Hey now baby you are making me angry
I'm trying to get my homework done dear
Gotta learn how to trust me
Are you off of your pills? (OK)

There's no need to be saucy
You've got me fuming I may hang up this phone
(Cut off!) woah! (cut off!)
She's saying "Please Davey, (Please Davey)",
She followed up by saying that I'm a bore
So don't call me no more
She keeps on talking I said

Blah (Blah) Just hang up your phone this could get messy
Blah (Blah) She will not shut up, hope she doesn't text me
Blah (Blah) Call me one more time, I'll dump you baby
Blah (Blah) Next call she made, my voice mail was full of crazy:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah

So she started calling my pals
She was thinking that it might be the way to go and get hold of me,
She's annoying my peeps (Annoying my peeps wow!)
and my emails filling up now
Cause like an Almond Joy she is certified nutty
Yeah she's scaring me. eeeh.

Hear her horn blow
Turn out my light act like I am asleep
Now she knocks though
Hear her chant maybe I should call the police
She's breaking down my door
Yelling Blah I wish that she would leave
She begs for one more chance and I'm said Blah,
Like Meatloaf "can I sleep on it please"?
And she went

Blah (Blah) She blew up my phone calling too much daily
Blah (Blah) I get all balled up, think this chick is crazy
Blah (Blah) Holy crap girl you used to be one fine lady
Blah (Blah) Next thing I knew had my hair all turning gray cause:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah

She's nutty

Oh wow
Now you can't be serious
When you asked what preacher can marry us.
no how! Youse a "Single Lady" now
I won't put a ring on it, I won't take that vow
Now get me out your brain, Get your walking boots
I can't love you cause I'm thinking that yousea kook
I keep hear your sniffling Now girl you can't be that slow
So I'm gonna say it blunt: You've got to go!
You're such a drag and you're causing lolz
You'd best be leavin' the final curtain's closed
Called me a jerk "ow"
Well that's nothing compared to the pain that you've been causin'
Don't call I'm on bending knee
Cause I'll just hang up do you hear my pleas?
Let me say once more what comes from your head
Like adults in Charlie Brown I don't care what you've said
It's all

Blah (Blah) Don't come here no more 'cause you I won't see
Blah (Blah) When we fell in love she became all flakey
Blah (Blah) She was in my life, was the best part of me
Blah (Blah) But soon as the time flew, she became a doofus talking:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaah

You're whack, think you're on crack
When you call at the beep the phone will go (dead phone sound)
You're whack, think you're on crack
If you call from a friends, first click and then (dead phone sound)
You're whack, think you're on crack
Call my friends on their cells but from them you'll get (dead phone sound)
You're whack, think you're on crack
So don't bother no more, or soon you will hear (I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check your number, or try your call again.)

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Matthias - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I was going to point out that you JUST did a song about not wanting to talk to somebody but this looked like it was written to please me with the number of funny references, which I always put into my songs as well such as the Meatloaf line, the Beyonce line, the Charlie Brown line (the most hilarious), and even the Almond Joy line was great.
Phil N - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Well written and creative!
Jeff Reuben - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Well done, except you didn't rhyme "tryna" with "China"! I like the "step back rewind it back" subs you made (and the rest of course)
Matthias - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
The references still make me smile. Great parody of Err-sher!
The Charnstar - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I loved the little references to Meatloaf and Charlie Brown, and wow, that must have been a hard to write. Very fun, and I totally understand where you're coming from
Mark Scotti - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM)What can I say...fives for blahs....
Warren Baker - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM)So now I know where that hook came from. Boy, am I out of the loop. Nice rap with some definite on pace rhythms. And like Charnstar, I enjoyed the Meatloaf and Charlie Brown references.
bobpiecheese - May 27, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was amazing, plain and simple. A bit tricky to pace, but that's just the OS. 555 for certain!
Peter Andersson - May 28, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM April 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40536.0
Matthias - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Seeing that you won a SOTM contest with this one you already know how we feel about it. Way to go Davey!
Agrimorfee - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I liked it for the fact you kept the theme consistent throughout, even up through the "CLAP!" coda.
Rex - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) If this was a Tommy Turtle tune, she'd be saying "Baa Baa Baaaaaa". Smiled all the way through, excellent work.
bobpiecheese - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Still awesome, despite the minor pacing quibbles.
============================== - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
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