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Song Parodies -> "Cock Star"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Star"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Cock Star"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

When chicken's want to make it big, they want to be Cock Stars! badave.com Hey, don't look at me like I'm crazy, I'm only conveying the message of chickens everywhere, and chicken star doesn't fit as well.
I done with laying these eggs
That will sure be eaten
They think that I lay them with ease
so for lunch they are beaten
This farm turns a profit,
but that is because of me

(Think I'm gonna vault)

I wanna be a pet
to someone like Brad Pitt
and to KFC I'd like to have revenge
and an incubator
that will help me live - oh please

(We'd love to leave)

I'll need a wacky kid that don't eat chicken
so he'll ask his mom, "can we keep her" dammit
Gonna sit up at a table
and put some Ramen into my beak

(Free Me, Quickly)

Don't want no Popeye's please
and I won't peck the car
No jars of 'tatos from Hooter's bar
A bed made of something other than hay is sweet!

(So c'mon help me do it)

I'm gonna leave this live
and gather some change
I'll take a county bus
and dress up strange

Because I just wanna be a big Cock Star
Live in mansion houses, never served at bars
The food's served to me
and I'm always clean
They'll never eat me
cause they don't eat meat
and we'll eat bird feed that' above the par
In my dreams I can only get so far
Every patient chickens gonna bolt from here
Every single rooster with the wild red hair

well. .
hey hey I wanna be a Cock Star
hey hey I wanna be a Cock Star

I'm not tryna be selfish
or be a hassle
I'm mentally scarred
and this barn life gets old
I wish that I could laugh
and live closer to what'd be called free

(I'll live in Costa Rica, ha ha)

It's either flee here fast
or I'll count my blessings
Life is short for me
Soon my life is passing
Gonna spend my golden years
just running to protect my beak

(for the last time, help me do it)

I'm asking for your help,
it's not that strange
I'll even poop outside,
and I'll be tame

Because I just wanna be a Big Cock Star
Never served in boxes
and play in your yard
This world gets heavy
When you live like me
My boss will eat me
If I don't lay these
and I'm sick of all these spoiled dogs
Get left cold hard G's
by dead movie stars
Every bird is dreaming
how do we get there?
Like those evil cats
With tiger like stares
We'll hide out shortly after noon
The boss is acting scary,
and soon our lives are through
We'll get through this you see
And then we'll be wild
Every night we'll be searching for your big smile

well
Hey Hey I wanna be a Cock Star

Gonna leave that barn
and I'll hop the fences
Gonna leave them pigs
and their nasty stenches
Get free tonight, oh it won't take too long
Let's get out 'fore the light, so farmers don't come along

Well I just wanna be a big Cock Star
Live my life with humans
That don't mean no harm
The food comes easy
Put right in my beak
It may sound funny
but it's what I need
and I
promise not to harm the car
I won't lay my eggs on your son's guitar
Every half wit chicken's getting out of here
Well the ones who stay we'll be served next year
if we stay here we will all be doomed
We won't keep you up all evening
and we all thank you
We've been through many things
Live's have been hostile
Every day another brother cooked in a different style

Well
Hey Hey
I Wanna be a Cock Star

Hey Hey
I Wanna be a Cock Star
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Jason - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This is really good, though I got worried when I read the title at first!
Jack Wilson - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Its no Popstar, but this was still hilarious, and the title reminded me of when Matthias made that Bob Seger parody with THAT WORD in it and it was about a chicken, LOL dam.
Jack Wilson - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Oops it was a Simon and Garfunkel parody
Matthias - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job with this one. (I was hoping that it would be about c0ck Fighting, and not that the c0ck wants to leave and become somebody's pet... I guess your c0ck wanted to be rich more than it wanted fame). This isn't what I expected, it's not bad, but it's not what you and I were talking about when it came down to "Cock Star".
McKludge - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Better a c0ck then a pecker, hm?
Below Average Dave - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Jack, Mckludge and Jason Thank You. .

Matthias, don't take this offensively, but I would NEVER make a song about c0ck Fighting as I am vehemently against it, and this is exactly what I was planning from the get-go on this song, I'm not sure how much we conversated on details about it, but this is what I had in mind, I'm sorry, but I don't find c0ck Fighting (well at least chicken on chicken) funny . . .just my personal opinion though:)
Matthias - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I was thinking of a Rocky-like chicken.... Since the OS is about being a music star, I was hopeing that your parody would be about being a sports star. Oh well... I'm going to have to do my own Rocky Chicken Parody, I guess.
Stephen Harrington - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
555.
Below Average Dave - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Stephen!

Sorry Matty, yeah, Rocky the Chicken is all yours! I haven't seen an "Eye of the Tiger" parody in a long time, that'd probably take away from any negative connotation.
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I didn't think it could be pulled off... 555 coops for you.
TJC - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Cock-sure execution of one banty-tough subject, Dave... free-range fives!
littleAmberHen - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for pleading our case, Mr CockStar! we'll be listening to you on radio KHEN .
Below Average Dave - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank You Andrew, TJC, and L.A.H.!!!
Peregrin - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Have three 5s and some MSG to go with it Dave! You had me at the first line of the opening comments :)
Red Ant - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
A c*** that can lay eggs too? Okay, I'm cool with that. =) I can't believe how censored the YouTube video for this is...anywho, fun stuff here Dave.

C ock is censored in comments? I'll have to talk to Chucky about that...
Below Average Dave - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank You Peregrin

Red Ant: Yes, exactly, I'm glad you caught that, I thought it would sound funny too:) I don't know why the word is censored, unless people have dirty minds (Halo around head)
Jack Wilson - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave, you are right aobut the dirty minds thing Matthias, how about Eye of the Chicken?

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