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Song Parodies -> "Bizarre Black Magic"

Original Song Title:

"Bizarre Love Triangle"

Original Performer:

New Order

Parody Song Title:

"Bizarre Black Magic"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Bizarre Black Magic is yet another Halloween themed parody by me, I must acknowledge, magic itself, whether or not you believe in it, is not dark by nature, that is the individual person who posse's it that takes it to a place within' their own souls. . .I am not a pagan, and this parody DOES NOT reflect pagan view points--it is a witch parody, but I must mention that as I am a friend and fan of the Pagan community, this song may get recorded--until then check out for my latest recordings!
Every time I think of you
I feel like casting out a spell or two
When you are feeling fine
Messing your life's on my mind
You'll see the fate that my dark eyes designed

You can't run and you can't flee
The magic in my eyes won't let you be
Oh it's the way my mind flows
and what my friends do not know
Well everyday my self hatred grows

Damn, again I see you rising
I get my wand and swear away
I'm prepping for a joyful moment you'll
feel that smile get wiped away

First add wine
and then some wood
Throw in Cow's Blood, and it smells good
When my spell binding is great
I can make everyone pay
Not even the goth kids
can feel this much pain

Don't tell me that I'm too mean
Make me mad, I'll break your spleen
I will not do it myself
I'll just cast another spell
and I'll make you be what I want you to be

Don't you dare call me a Warlock, they
think what I do is insane
You better think next time you see me, or
your hair may turn into snakes

Oh don't think I'm kidding darling
That Salem crap, yeah it was fake
You see the real witches honey, they
would not die if they were hanged

If it's police you are calling, well
They will laugh all in your face
I'm brewing till that deadly moment, you'll
realize that power's great
Happy Halloween!!!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"Not even the goth kids can feel this much pain"- lol. Magically funny parody!!!
John Barry - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I can relate. This guy is one of my ancestors:
Tommy Turtle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS also... Not sure a spleen can be broken :), but well-crafted. 555
Below Average Dave ( - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Sure it can. . .:) A broken (or damaged) spleen I would imagine is very painful though--only a witch could perform such a break though.
Jack Wilson - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! Loved it,5s ,this would also go good to "That Old Black Magic"
AFW - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Magical parody weave, here
Below Average Dave ( - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you all--I enjoyed writing this one---I will comment on other parodies today, or tonight, I promise, I'm in a tad bit of a funk right now, so It'll likely be later (I need to cheer up before reading parodies). ..but thank you, I wish I had these powers for real---well--maybe not, I wouldn't want to become like the subject I wrote about;)
TT - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
BADave, isn't the purpose of comedy to cheer you up? Few good laughs get TT out of a motherfunky mood... hope things get bright soon, friend.
stuart mcarthur - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
well at least when they hanged the witches and they died, they knew they'd made a mistake - you wouldn't want to be uncertain about these things - nice job Dave - 555
Below Average Dave - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you TT and Stu

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