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Band Name Origins:

  • New Order's manager Rob Gretton was reading an article in a newspaper, of which the headline was "The New Order of Kampuchean Liberation". It came down to a choice of the various people's suggestions, with some of the others being "Barney Steven and Peter" and "The Witchdoctors of Zimbabwe". Between the four of them (Barney, Steven, Peter, and Gretton), New Order drew 2-2 with The Witchdoctors of Zimbabwe. It is said that only Peter Hook's refusal to be part of a band called The Witchdoctors of Zimbabwe swung it in the favour of New Order. And the rest is history... Submitted by: Mike
  • Originally Joy Division, the band swore that if one of the members were to leave, the name would change. When the lead singer, Ian Curtis, committed suicide the band changed names... the new name "New Order" seems pretty self-explanatory. Submitted by: Kitty

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"True Faith"I used to think that this day would never come. I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun. My morning sun is the drug that brings me near, to the childhood I lost replaced by fear. - Brian Kelly
"Blue Monday"New Order wrote a lot of songs like this, other examples include "Thieves Like Us" and "Bizarre Love Triangle". There is a term for these kind of songs, does anybody know what it is?? - Scunny
"Bizarre Love Triangle"Another New Order song in which the title is nowhere to be seen. Like "Blue Monday" it had a hit cover---by the group Frente. - britrock
"Blue Monday"How does it feel to treat me like you do? - Eric Andrews

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Blue Monday,"What next, red Saturday?Eric Andrews

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Sunday, Bloody Sunday""Blue Monday," New OrderI hope Tuesday is better. - Ferragamo
"Blue Monday""Ruby Tuesday," The Rolling StonesWhat a colorful way to start off the week!! - Serafina
"Blue Monday""Beautiful Loser," Bob SegerA tribute to the not-playoff-ready Colts  - Indy

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Word In Motion" originally "World In Motion"
Ed
"Egret" originally "Regret"
A kind of bird.
Marv

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"World In Lotion" originally "World In Motion"
Carla Jorgensen
"World In Potion" originally "World In Motion"
Carla Jorgensen
"Shell Shack" originally "Shell Shock"
Laura
"Smell Shock" originally "Shell Shock"
Naomi Swanson

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Touched by the Hand of God""Touched by a Man of God"MrMacphisto
"Blue Monday""Blue Monday (The Day A Plaigarist Gets Banned)"Jason
"Crystal""Pistol (the Blackwater song)"MrMacphisto
"Regret""My Pet"MrMacphisto
"Bizarre Love Triangle""Bizarre Black Magic"Below Average Dave
"Blue Monday""Dreaming I Won The Lottery"Fitu Petaia
"Here to Stay""Queer to Stay"Depeche Girl
"Bizarre Love Triangle""Bizarre Dung Triangle"MrMacphisto
"Slow Jam""Whoa Jan!"Drewster The Rooster
"True Faith""True Waste"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Bizarre Love TriangleDivorce Hotlinedizrythmia
In A Lonely PlaceDepression HotlineAsuyuka
ConfusionSylvian Learning CentersAstroRage

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Devil's Triangle
   Primitive Radio Gods
Bizarre Love Triangle
   New Order
Devil's Bizarre Love Triangle
Mickey D.
Blue Moon
   The Marcels
Blue Monday
   New Order
Blue Moon Day
Dooglebird
Evil
   Interpol
Blue Monday
   New Order
Evil Monday
If I were Garfield, this is what Monday would be.
Alan the Ottoman
No Ordinary Love
   Sade
Bizarre Love Triangle
   New Order
No Ordinary Bizarre Love Triangle
bottle of what
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Jimmy Eat New World Order
Jimmy Eat World combined with New Order
Submitted By: Raphael
New Blue Oyster Order Cult (N' BOOC)
New Order combined with Blue Oyster Cult
Electronica music combined with late '70s/early '80s classic rock.
Submitted By: raddog20002002
New Diorder
New Order combined with Dio
This would be a techno metal group!
Submitted By: raddog20002002
New Order: Phish
New Order combined with Phish
As in ordering Phish at a restaurant.
Submitted By: Phunny

Misheard Lyrics:

"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I look on shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come when I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come when I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shot right through with a boat of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wisdom of a schoolboy set you free.
Original Lyrics:
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shot right through with a boat of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jeff Gerstl

Actually it sounded even more like "boat of poo" when it was redone by Frente! That was the version where I had decided that was the lyric. My wife could never understand that line and wanted me to find out the real words...so here I am!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Every Second Counts"
The Funny Lyrics:
I think you are a pig
You should be in a zoo
Why They're Funny:
This is a sweet song about how someone is so great that every moment is important. And these are the 3rd and 4th lines of the song. Intrinsically rubbish then... This pathetic song writing is only excused by the fact that they released the version where Bernard Sumner can hardly get the words out for laughing at the poorness of the old toss they are foisting on the general public. Which makes it funnier.
Submitted by: matt
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Crystal"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Here comes love, it's like honey
You can't buy it with money
Why They're Nonsensical:
What are u talking about?!! You can buy honey w/ money!! Other than that its a good song.
Submitted by: Roxxy
"Crystal"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Love is like honey
You can't buy it with money
Why They're Nonsensical:
This seems to be suggesting that you can't buy honey with money. Well, you can where I live.
Submitted by: Jenny Turner

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"True Faith"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
Why They're Misrhymed:
One of the most elementary rules of lyric writing: You don't make a rhyme by using the same word twice! Or even the same two words.
Submitted by: R.S.K.
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"Every Little Counts"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Every little counts when I am with you.
I think you are a pig, you should be in a zoo.
I guess I should have known I'd end up on my own.
Every little counts when I am with you.
Every second counts when I am with you.
Even though you're stupid, I'll still follow you.
That smile upon your face, it always stays in place.
Every second counts when I am with you.
Why They're Insulting:
The first time I heard this, I almost peed myself! I was rolling, especially when Bernard starts laughing while he's singing.
Submitted by: BgMouthStrksAgn
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Crystal"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Here comes love, it's like honey
You can't buy it with money
Why They're Inappropriate:
Last time I checked, honey was available for purchase (with money) at my local grocer's.
Submitted by: plasket
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Touch Ed By The Hand Of God" originally "Touched By The Hand Of God"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Song Lawsuits:

""Run 2""
John Denver sued the group, proclaiming the guitar break sounded to similar to his composition "Leaving on a Jet Plane". The case was settled out of court, but as such, the single was pulled out of print and has never appeared on any album. The versions on the compilations "The Best of New Order" and "Singles" that proclaim to be "Run 2" are actually "Run" a song found on their album "Technique" which "Run 2" was a remix of for single release.
Submitted by: Ryan

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