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Song Parodies -> "Bizarre Pro Wrestling"

Original Song Title:

"Bizarre Love Triangle"

Original Performer:

New Order

Parody Song Title:

"Bizarre Pro Wrestling"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A few friends of mine as well as my sister are all big fans of the WWE and Pro Wrestling. I always thought it was pretty weird myself but this one goes out to them.
Every time I see these dudes
In tall platform shoes with a cape that’s huge
Up the ropes they will climb
And then they will power dive
Making up strife and they’re yelling their lines
It makes no sense, I must agree
Hulk Hogan is a fool who likes to scream
I love his finishing blow
Gave Big Show a bloody nose
It’s so insane those contusions grow

Every time I see them brawling
They’re thrown around the ring and sway
I’m hoping that chair will soon be broken
Looks like that hurts, Square in the face

Breaking spines with those power slams
You’re telling me it’s all a scam
Not clever you think it’s fake
I still bet your bones they’ll break
In the cage they’ll raise hell taking on Jake the Snake
They seem huge, angry and mean
Huge explosions on the scene
One might be dressed as an elf
He yells: “I’ll Jingle Your Bells!”
Then John Cena’s beat using a Christmas Tree

See them fly, They’re belly flopping
They’re thrown down and they’ll squeeze their prey
They must stay buff can’t chomp down donuts
Except Mick Foley’s overweight

Every time they’re caught name calling
They’re knocked out in the ring in pain
The Undertaker’s quite the showman
Not much for words he’s here to slay

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