Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> New Order
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There are 56 misheard song lyrics for New Order on amIright currently.
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"5 8 6"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icy danger, danger, danger
Original Lyrics:
I see danger, danger, danger.
"60 Miles an Hour"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stand by your side like a falling stool
Original Lyrics:
I'll stand by your side like I always do
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I can't help you,
I feel shocked like you with a phone call, too.
I feel shocked like you with a phone call, too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you,
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see Eufaula
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you fallin'
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you, Polly
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a butt harpoon.
I feel shot right through with a butt harpoon.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through my Fallopian tubes.
I feel shot right through my Fallopian tubes.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time i see you falling
I get down on my niece and play.
I get down on my niece and play.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
I get down on my knees and pray.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime I see you fallin'
I get down on my knees and braids.
I get down on my knees and braids.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
I get down on my knees and pray.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime I see you through
I see a shock like blue with a fauxhawk too.
I see a shock like blue with a fauxhawk too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't even care what you see
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're what you seem
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shock right through in my Mohawk blue.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shot right through with a boat of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow of gloom
or
I feel shot right through with a bowl of glue
or
I feel shot right through with a bow harpoon
or
I feel shot right through with a bow harpoon
Original Lyrics:
Feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot straight through with the thought of you
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wisdom of a schoolboy set you free.
Original Lyrics:
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free.
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
So that I don't feel too gay.
So that I don't feel too gay.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today.
Just how I should feel today.
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Echo in a shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a shadow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannon shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
A cold and shallow bay.
A cold and shallow bay.
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey.
I can and shall obey.
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
Anchored at shallow bay
Anchored at shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour:
Icon in shallow bay
Icon in shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that s**t and I shudder
I'm shallow and thats OK
If I was another misfortune
I'd be in heaven with a person today
I'm shallow and thats OK
If I was another misfortune
I'd be in heaven with a person today
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
I can and shall obey
If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that sh*t and I shudder
I can and shall obey
My life is just misfortune
I'll show you how I'm feeling today
I can and shall obey
My life is just misfortune
I'll show you how I'm feeling today
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
But If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
I can and shall obey
But If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
"Blue Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be having a pleasant day.
or
I'd be in Heaven, present day.
or
I'd be in Heaven, present day.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be a Heavenly person today.
"Ceremony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Howard Hughes
Oh lime with trees.
Oh lime with trees.
Original Lyrics:
Avenues
All lined with trees.
All lined with trees.
"Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like crystal
We break easy
We break easy
Original Lyrics:
We're like crystal
We break easy
We break easy
"Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy Edward money
Original Lyrics:
You can't buy it with money
"Everybody, Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
We beg, steal and boggle
'Cause we know love's a hoggle.
'Cause we know love's a hoggle.
Original Lyrics:
We beg and we steal
'Cause we know love is real.
'Cause we know love is real.
"Fine Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Sophisticated lady
You know a better love I couldn't chose
But you had style
You had class but most of all
You have no idea
You know a better love I couldn't chose
But you had style
You had class but most of all
You have no idea
Original Lyrics:
Hey Sophisticated lady
You know I've met a lot of cool chicks
But you've got style
You've got class
But most of all
You've got love technique
You know I've met a lot of cool chicks
But you've got style
You've got class
But most of all
You've got love technique
"Fine Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've met a lot of cool t**s.
Original Lyrics:
I met a lot of cool chicks.
"Fine Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got lotta technique
Original Lyrics:
You've got love technique
"Here to Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sleeperhead
Original Lyrics:
This leap ahead
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
B****, you're gone!
Original Lyrics:
But you're gone.
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Tahiti.
Original Lyrics:
J-E-T
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the coolest and the kids have run away.
Original Lyrics:
It's the school exam and the kids have run away.
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the kulaks and the kids have run away.
Original Lyrics:
It's the school exam and the kids have run away.
Rob adds: 'Kulak' is a term from the Soviet era referring to (allegedly) greedy peasants.
"Shell Shock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle Shocked
Original Lyrics:
Shell shock
"Temptation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find myself as I go home.
Original Lyrics:
I'll find my soul as I go home.
"The Perfect Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know judo
We believe in the land of love.
We believe in the land of love.
Original Lyrics:
I know, you know
We believe in a land of of love.
We believe in a land of of love.
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I guess I was.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I guess I was.
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone.
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so exhausted Mary.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so extraordinary.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm emulsion.
Original Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm in motion.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the trout I lost, replaced right here.
Original Lyrics:
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear.
"Vanishing Point"
Misheard Lyrics:
Croat children, don't you suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Grow up, children, don't you suffer.
"World in Motion (England)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We make a rule of guts
this is a football song
this is a football song
or
We make the rules of guns
this ain't a football song
this ain't a football song
or
We make the rules of guns
this ain't a football song
this ain't a football song
Original Lyrics:
We aint no hooligans
this is ain't a football song
this is ain't a football song
"Your Silent Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise, and follow Shane.
Original Lyrics:
The rise and fall of shame
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Waiting for the Sirens' Call (U.S. Bonus Track) album at Amazon.com
The Best of New Order album at Amazon.com
Substance album at Amazon.com
Power, Corruption & Lies album at Amazon.com
Technique album at Amazon.com
Jetstream/Krafty album at Amazon.com
Get Ready album at Amazon.com
Low Life album at Amazon.com
Movement album at Amazon.com
