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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for New Order that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 68 misheard song lyrics for New Order on amIright currently.

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"5 8 6"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icy danger, danger, danger
Original Lyrics:
I see danger, danger, danger.
"60 Miles an Hour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stand by your side like a falling stool
Original Lyrics:
I'll stand by your side like I always do
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I can't help you,
I feel shocked like you with a phone call, too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you,
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see Eufaula
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you fallin'
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down at my niece and play.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you through
I see a shock like blue with a fauxhawk too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you, Polly
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a butt harpoon.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through my Fallopian tubes.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime I see you fallin'
I get down on my knees and braids.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't even care what you see
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're what you seem
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shock right through in my Mohawk blue.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shot right through with a boat of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shocked right through with a bowl of poo
Original Lyrics:
I feel shocked right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow of gloom
or
I feel shot right through with a bowl of glue
or
I feel shot right through with a bow harpoon
or
I feel shot right through with a bow harpoon
Original Lyrics:
Feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot straight through with the thought of you
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wisdom of a schoolboy set you free.
Original Lyrics:
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
So that I don't feel too gay.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Echo in a shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How does it steal
Original Lyrics:
How does it feel
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a shadow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannon shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I look on shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
A cold and shallow bay.
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
Anchored at shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour:
Icon in shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that s**t and I shudder
I'm shallow and thats OK
If I was another misfortune
I'd be in heaven with a person today
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that sh*t and I shudder
I can and shall obey
My life is just misfortune
I'll show you how I'm feeling today
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
But If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be having a pleasant day.
or
I'd be in Heaven, present day.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be a Heavenly person today.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Live through avocations
Original Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
"Ceremony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Howard Hughes
Oh lime with trees.
Original Lyrics:
Avenues
All lined with trees.
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We like crystal
We break easy
Original Lyrics:
We're like crystal
We break easy
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy Edward money
Original Lyrics:
You can't buy it with money
"Everybody, Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
We beg, steal and boggle
'Cause we know love's a hoggle.
Original Lyrics:
We beg and we steal
'Cause we know love is real.
"Fine Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Sophisticated lady
You know a better love I couldn't chose
But you had style
You had class but most of all
You have no idea
Original Lyrics:
Hey Sophisticated lady
You know I've met a lot of cool chicks
But you've got style
You've got class
But most of all
You've got love technique
"Fine Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fanatic
Original Lyrics:
Said acid
"Fine Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've met a lot of cool t**s.
Original Lyrics:
I met a lot of cool chicks.
"Fine Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got lotta technique
Original Lyrics:
You've got love technique
"Here to Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sleeperhead
Original Lyrics:
This leap ahead
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
B****, you're gone!
Original Lyrics:
But you're gone.
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tahiti
Original Lyrics:
J-E-T
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Tahiti.
Original Lyrics:
J-E-T
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like to play second colaphone
Original Lyrics:
I would like a place I could call my own
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the coolest and the kids have run away.
Original Lyrics:
It's the school exam and the kids have run away.
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
On this occasion, it's not true
Look at me, I love you
Original Lyrics:
On this occasion, it's not true
Look at me, I'm not you
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up every day I would be a star
I would not complain who my women are
I want some sex you see
Almost all the time
Original Lyrics:
Wake up every day that would be a start
I would not complain of my wounded heart
I was upset you see
Almost all the time
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the kulaks and the kids have run away.
Original Lyrics:
It's the school exam and the kids have run away.
Rob adds: 'Kulak' is a term from the Soviet era referring to (allegedly) greedy peasants.
"Shell Shock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle Shocked
Original Lyrics:
Shell shock
"Shellshock"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call me on the phone,
left me all alone
is all I get from you... Sha Sha
Another day goes by
and all I do is cry
is all I get from you, Hizz Sha Sha
Original Lyrics:
You call me on the phone
You left me all alone
All I get from you is Shell Shock
Another day goes by and all I do is cry
All I get from you is Shell Shock
"Temptation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find myself as I go home.
Original Lyrics:
I'll find my soul as I go home.
"The Perfect Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know judo
We believe in the land of love.
Original Lyrics:
I know, you know
We believe in a land of of love.
"The Perfect Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I should have stayed at home
Playing with my precious son
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I should have stayed at home
Playing with my pleasure zone
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I guess I was.
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone.
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so exhausted Mary.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so extraordinary.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm emulsion.
Original Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm in motion.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get this feeling and emotion.
Original Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm in motion.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come
when I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come
when I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to think that today would never come
I see the light and the shade of the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come
When I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the trout I lost, replaced right here.
Original Lyrics:
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear.
"Vanishing Point" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Croat children, don't you suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Grow up, children, don't you suffer.
"World In Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We make a rule of guts
this is a football song
or
We make the rules of guns
this ain't a football song
or
We make the rules of guns
this ain't a football song
Original Lyrics:
We ain't no hooligans
this is ain't a football song
"Your Silent Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise, and follow Shane.
Original Lyrics:
The rise and fall of shame

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