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Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Will it be recorded? I don't know, but check out for recordings.
Clear, it's my best expression
Clear, that is my newest fashion
Clear, I don't wear any covers
'cause Clear lets skin breathe and discover

Clear, though I may look quite scary
Clear, but I am so hairy
Clear let's me enjoy the noon sun
'Cause in truth, I just like the attention

Clear like the liquid called Sprite
Yeah Clear never fits me too tight,
and Clear gives my friends quite a sight
And I know everyone will say I'm not quite right
When I say Clear's better now than white

Yes, I wear it to bingo
and Clear, as I'm out plowing the snow
Clear, I do not pay a cleaner
Don't fear - it's just a misdemeanor

Clear doesn't mess with my sight,
and Clear when I'm up late at night
Clear destroys all of my fright
And I hope everyone sees that it will be alright
No matter who sees me tonight

Now it's time to uncover
Said it is my favorite color
Cause Clear as the windows in my room
and Clear, they do not make that crayon, yeah

Clear's always such a delight (Yeah!)
Clear makes me feel so alirght
Clear it's like white but more bright
And I know everyone is going to want to fight
When they see me in Clear tonight

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Matthias - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
No Daveosmith? Awhhhh.... I was looking forward to that. Oh well, this parody was good, but you know me, I'd think that any parody about nudity is good, because I'm just perverted like that. I just can't help it.
adagio - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
record it!! Really good one and this OS is one of my favorites. 5's
2Eagle - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Clear - what Los Angeles longs for - clear air and water.
Rick C - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
It's very clear what you were saying here. :-)
Red Ant - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Coming in loud and... you know the rest. Loved the crayon line. =)
Below Average Dave ( - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone:) Adagio, I will try I promise--I'm working on getting a track for it:)
Agrimorfee - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Clear is the new white..or something...;)
bobpiecheese - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) That paints such a bad image, I almost can't vote 555.
Rex - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) LOL funny. Fave line: "it's just a misdemeanor".
Cat - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Whoa there Dave, a little scandalous here! But absolutely hilarious.
Mikey Squirrel - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Artistry- I always had a feeling you were a nudist at heart, Dave. Very funny and well done.
Jack Wilson - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
First Aerosmith OS I remember hearing, awesome,5s
Matthias - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
It's clear that I'm going to have to give this fives. Well... Because I already did. AND they should make a clear crayon, that would be cool.
Peter Andersson - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - If that parodists world convention ever happens and we all get together in one room it'll be quite a commando, but not necessarily an outfit...
McKludge - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Can't say I've ever heard clear used as a synonym for naked. This one just didn't do it for me. Sorry.

And Matty, I made a clear crayon once, but I can't seem to find it anymore ... :-)
Max Power - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael E Cormier - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Let's make it clear. The clear issue here is to clear the way to clear out the clear problems that will clearly facilitate a clear resolution! :P Good Job 555
Guy - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM Dec 2007) - Seems clear as crystal to me. In ref to McKludge - If you were clear you'd be less than naked. Who could see you? I found this interesting and I'll allow poetic license for the clear/naked subs.
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See [through] above!
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) heh, I could see the whhels turning on this one Dave - or the pages (no, "ite" page) of the rhyming dictionary - funny idea, mate :-) - 555
Invisible Boy - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny idea...I can totally relate to the condition known as "clear"
Phil Alexander - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
An Aerosmith song I didn't know.. good luck if you're recording this (though it's probably an easier one to record than Dream On, as Robert Lund can probably testify to). Clearly better lyrically than the OS.
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Truth be told, it took me a second read to get into this, Dave...but once the fog "cleared" I enjoyed it immensely. 555
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
See above! 5s
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny stuff...I didn't see this the first time around. Lots of stuff from the Aerosmith round I see.
Mikey Squirrel - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Commented before. Clear-ly still very good, Dave.
EmiLoca - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - I thought for a second that "Clear" was the name of a laundry detergent, and that this would make an excellent jingle... but alas, the naked visuals...

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