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Song Parodies -> "Some Gauze"

Original Song Title:

"Applause"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Some Gauze"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I am eas'ly excited and my legs are long
I'm sick of all the laughing
The pain is never really gone
Yeah ev'ry vein has had I.V.s in them,
it's hard to bear
I've lost a tooth or two
I've been in pain
hurt both my ears

I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze,
some gauze
I gonna need some gauze gauze
gonna need some gauze gazue
Gonna need doctors and nurses
and EMTs
and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze

Just found a doorframe with my schnoz
Slipped on the floor, I hurt my butt, butt
Stepped on some glass, my toes are tough
Slamming my hands I'm such a klutz, klutz

Sirens real loud
Put my arm into a cast, cast
God it hurts now
Somehow I will make it past, past

Tried living in a bubble
I still hurt my beak
Flew my car over rails
I guess I love to hug the trees
One second there's a street
then suddenly the street's on me
Pain couture is an art
See art in pain couture my spleen

I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze,
some gauze
I gonna need some gauze gauze
gonna need some gauze gazue
Gonna need doctors and nurses
and EMTs
and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze

Fell in a hallway hit the wall
I found a nail with my toes, toes
Just gotted hot grease on my balls
Had a reaction to my lunch, lunch

Sirens real loud
Put my arm into a cast, cast
God it hurts now
Somehow I will make it past, past

Ouch
Hurts, Hurts
oooucch
Hurts, Hurts now
Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch
Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch
Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch
Boo-Boo

I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze,
some gauze
I gonna need some gauze gauze
gonna need some gauze gazue
Gonna need doctors and nurses
and EMTs
and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze

Not sure if I'll survive this month
Just call my doubt more of a hunch, hunch
Laying on needles, skin got tough
I've broken fingers, yeah a bunch, bunch

Sirens real loud
Put my arm into a cast, cast
God it hurts now

Somehow I will make it past, past

I-B-L-E-E-D

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
So good that it hurts! Welcome back Dave! It's been far too long!
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Trippin! Yer Obamacare rating is 555 (and as a side note, it's beginning to feel like a reunion of retired Army veterans around here, with you popping in, Philbo, Duncan and Prez coming back like gangbusters, and Stu McArthur throwing in a comment. Can a remergence of Spaff be too far behind?
Peter Andersson - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm voting 555 - and that's no accident!
Below Average Dave - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you for the kind comments. This one was inspired heavily by my other half (who really has been through some variation of several of the instances in the parody, and says Gotted in place of Got regularly)
Jeff Reuben - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Again, great to see you back. This is a gauze for celebration!

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