-> "Kill Them"
Original Song Title:
"Work It"
Parody Song Title:
"Kill Them"
The Lyrics
Bug Man please, pick up your phone
I need you to come by
This is an extermination I've come to save you
C'mon (echoes out)
If you get bit let me spray it
I use a fly trap, clean it and replace it
(Backwards: I use a fly trap, clean it or replace it)
(Backwards: I use a fly trap, clean it or replace it)
If you got some fleas (*Dog Barks*), let me scratch ya
Use Frontline on him, it protects ya
(Backwards: Now be careful to avoid counterfeits)
(Backwards: Now be careful to avoid counterfeits)
The ants are taking ova They're in your sofa
They like Coca-Cola and sweet odoas
Need your credit numbas and then they'll leave ya
A warning, this stanks This spray's a killa
They'll soon be dead like they caught ebola
Watch they way they run cause they known this sounda
They're through for a few can you tell or can't ya
In the ground and get 'em like a torcha
Don't leave chips or no dips no ma
Or they'll be back for bits uh-huh
Keep your plates clean and they'll stay outsa
This be the pests that make girls go ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
They like dark spots filled with wa wa wa
*Roaches*
All behind your dishwasha
Spray and Spray 'til they roll ova
If your skin itch, I can fix it
Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)
You got a problem (*Screams*), let me solve it
We gotta search and find what has caused it
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)
If it is roaches, turn the lights on
Refrigerator
That's where they hid
Under your stove and in your toaster
Your sink drip drops they love that water
Can you not tell they like ya sticky coasters
See when you stomp how they running from ya
Wish that they'd leave, but they're really clever
You won't clear them out 'til they're all severed
I'll clear them out like they weren't there ever
Listen up close there's something in your stairs
(Backwards: Watch the way I spray them send them scatter like air)
I'm not a brain surgeon but on your floor I see some crumbs
Most bugs just want food and there they've got some
Keep your house clean don't be dumb-du-du-dumb
Clean your seats when your du-du-du-du-done
I've got a bad stutter I'm not dru-a-dru-drunk
Pick your food off, and use your vacuum
Keep the mess gone and your bugged out day are through
If you see it, that is not it
There are hundreds behind it and beneath it
(Backwards: There are hundreds behind it and beneath it)
(Backwards: There are hundreds behind it and beneath it)
If you got a cat (*Meow*), she can sense it
If she sees a spider she's gonna chase it
(Backwards: She sees a spider, chase it and then kill it)
(Backwards: She sees a spider, chase it and then kill it)
Bugs, bugs all types of bugs
Ticks, ants, even termites, little bugs
Oh my,-bites-no-they-won't eat light
Ey-yi,-bites-no-they-won't eat light
Yikes, Yikes, call me fast
If the bed bugs bite they'll give you a rash
Causing pain and they're hard to slay
They come out when it is time to lay
By now you know this ain't no game mista
Call or you may go insane sista
Some of them makin' lotsa noise-hissas
Sayin' their names may be tongue twistas
Geckos are friends, it's pests they're afta
They may get quite big, can't stand cold wheatha
So who's the best--us exterminatas
When I come out, all the bugs will shatter
They will turn numb and blue ugh
Under my thumb they'll die-duh
I'm the bug spray man spray Sta-sta-sta-stomp stomp
They'll be gone gone gone from your home by dawn
If you see bugs you can sleep snug
Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)
You got elephants (*Elephant Sound*), I can't help ya
But for smaller creatures I can save ya
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)
Keep your house clean, ew
(Big bugs), I'll spray until they leave ya
Don't go crazy--woo
You sure know how to spray them
(Big bugs)
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