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Song Parodies -> "Kill Them"

Original Song Title:

"Work It"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"Kill Them"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com and Soundclick The site will be back up shortly (badave) Soundclick of course never stopped being active. This officially completes the EPIC 40. . .a crazy list no doubt, any lists I make in the future won't be so crazy. . .this song was the perfect cap to a long, long, long epic challenge. . .use an unedited version to pace as the radio edit does have slight pacing differences. . .
Bug Man please, pick up your phone
I need you to come by

This is an extermination I've come to save you

C'mon (echoes out)

If you get bit let me spray it
I use a fly trap, clean it and replace it
(Backwards: I use a fly trap, clean it or replace it)
(Backwards: I use a fly trap, clean it or replace it)
If you got some fleas (*Dog Barks*), let me scratch ya
Use Frontline on him, it protects ya
(Backwards: Now be careful to avoid counterfeits)
(Backwards: Now be careful to avoid counterfeits)

The ants are taking ova They're in your sofa
They like Coca-Cola and sweet odoas
Need your credit numbas and then they'll leave ya
A warning, this stanks This spray's a killa
They'll soon be dead like they caught ebola
Watch they way they run cause they known this sounda
They're through for a few can you tell or can't ya
In the ground and get 'em like a torcha
Don't leave chips or no dips no ma
Or they'll be back for bits uh-huh
Keep your plates clean and they'll stay outsa
This be the pests that make girls go ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
They like dark spots filled with wa wa wa
*Roaches*
All behind your dishwasha
Spray and Spray 'til they roll ova

If your skin itch, I can fix it
Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)
You got a problem (*Screams*), let me solve it
We gotta search and find what has caused it
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)
(Backwards: Put a whooping on em and I'll kill the ticks)

If it is roaches, turn the lights on
Refrigerator
That's where they hid
Under your stove and in your toaster
Your sink drip drops they love that water
Can you not tell they like ya sticky coasters
See when you stomp how they running from ya
Wish that they'd leave, but they're really clever
You won't clear them out 'til they're all severed
I'll clear them out like they weren't there ever
Listen up close there's something in your stairs
(Backwards: Watch the way I spray them send them scatter like air)
I'm not a brain surgeon but on your floor I see some crumbs
Most bugs just want food and there they've got some
Keep your house clean don't be dumb-du-du-dumb
Clean your seats when your du-du-du-du-done
I've got a bad stutter I'm not dru-a-dru-drunk
Pick your food off, and use your vacuum
Keep the mess gone and your bugged out day are through

If you see it, that is not it
There are hundreds behind it and beneath it
(Backwards: There are hundreds behind it and beneath it)
(Backwards: There are hundreds behind it and beneath it)
If you got a cat (*Meow*), she can sense it
If she sees a spider she's gonna chase it
(Backwards: She sees a spider, chase it and then kill it)
(Backwards: She sees a spider, chase it and then kill it)

Bugs, bugs all types of bugs
Ticks, ants, even termites, little bugs
Oh my,-bites-no-they-won't eat light
Ey-yi,-bites-no-they-won't eat light
Yikes, Yikes, call me fast
If the bed bugs bite they'll give you a rash
Causing pain and they're hard to slay
They come out when it is time to lay
By now you know this ain't no game mista
Call or you may go insane sista
Some of them makin' lotsa noise-hissas
Sayin' their names may be tongue twistas
Geckos are friends, it's pests they're afta
They may get quite big, can't stand cold wheatha
So who's the best--us exterminatas
When I come out, all the bugs will shatter
They will turn numb and blue ugh
Under my thumb they'll die-duh
I'm the bug spray man spray Sta-sta-sta-stomp stomp
They'll be gone gone gone from your home by dawn

If you see bugs you can sleep snug
Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)
You got elephants (*Elephant Sound*), I can't help ya
But for smaller creatures I can save ya
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)
(Backwards: Just pick your phone up, kill bugs under your rug)

Keep your house clean, ew
(Big bugs), I'll spray until they leave ya

Don't go crazy--woo
You sure know how to spray them
(Big bugs)
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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Matthias - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job completely our impossible list. I still need to wrap up "Stan" (that song is a b*tch and a half to parody... And Stuart made it look easy when he did it!) Don't post the next 30 until I finish though!
AFW - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Reading this drove me buggy...but, a very good job of rapping..one of the "Pest" I've read
LaCougarRocha - July 08, 2010 - Report this comment
One thing about da bugs, sirDave, is that they know no borders . . .
Abbott Skelding - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Nice work, never been a big fan of the original, but this was done really well! 555 more fleas for ya!
Matthias - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree with Abbott and how I hated this original song especially writing a parody for it, but I understand how hard it is and need to give you props for that. It's like an advanced version of "Crazy Love Of Splinters" or my Vitamin C parody "Extermination (Pesky Critters)"
Bilbopooh - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Now I'm going to be watching my house warily for bug intruders... Very well done!
Guy - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM-JUL-10

I think you just replaced the boogey man with the "buggy man". Kind of reminds me of that roach in that Orkin commercial trying to deliver pizza. This didn't bug me a bit.
Peter Andersson - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
They say you can't boogie with the boogeyman, but I think you just rapped up a boogie with the buggyman, killer work here Dave!
Mark Scotti - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - A delight of bed bug bites, 555 of them
Andria - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM July 2010) Very good... a bit hard to follow, as are most rap-based parodies and their OSes, but no other faults found. I have mouse, spider and boxelder bug problems here, but no roaches or rats. 5s.
bobpiecheese - August 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not lookin' forward to parodyin' this, it looks the right pain in the arse. Very amusing, 555!
Red Ant - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Well done on a very tough song. "I've got a bad stutter I'm not dru-a-dru-drunk" was my fave line, and I liked all the, uh, rapper-ized pronunciations of the end words of the lines.
Agrimorfee - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment
First time read here, to prep for Artistry Round. This is a major work here which I am afraid I will not be able to compete against in the slightest. I bow to you sir, humbly. 555
Porfle Popnecker - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Awesome.
Rex - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You handle the real ones, I'll stick to debugging software. Fun parody and epic accomplishment!
bobpiecheese - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Blaydeman - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Missy is so hard to pace and you did an excellent job! Very funny!

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