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Song Parodies -> "Young and Old"

Original Song Title:

"Hot N Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Young and Old"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
You-want my mom
and my dad and my dog
Yeah you, are obsessed
With my friends
and my foes
And you wouldn't blink
if grandma
gave a wink
You sicko
Get far away from me

Cause you like young and old
From humans to toads
Not fig'ratively
That's literally
You know it's not right
To lust for each sight
All night, you make love
You push and you shove

Ew, Please don't say you love my cat, no
Ew, Please just leave my dog alo-one
You like rich and broke
Like dry guys or soaked
You like girls and guys
Love both bold and shy

Seems like a dream
You have pinned
The ball team
You say you love me
While you stare at a teen
Used to love, how we played
But your mind's gone astray
I'm afraid
That girl you've gone insane

Cause you made love to mold
For no-one you'll fold
The in crowd and out
The city and town
Even dwarfs in tights
and the Transvestites
You kiss and make out
It's what you're about

Ew, Did you really kiss that cow, gross
Ew, Now even PETA won't do that-woah
With a flu or the cold
You still won't say no
The quiet and loud
You'll love the whole crowd

You may need therapy
You may be just a tad addicted
You mistake touching shoulders
As a new invite

Out of your mind
Can't believe we were close

In an alley or shed
On the floor or bed
Big chins and cute snouts
Guts in or guts out
The tall and the slight
The weak and the might
All night you go out
What your life's about

The manliest men
and the girly girl fems
The loud with big mouths
The ones who can't shout
The ones who are fly
or those that stand by
You're sly, you sneak up
You say "Hey what's up"

Ew, I don't want to hear about it
Ew, How you've dreamt of Roger Rabbit
This story gets old
Each time it gets told
From my life you're out
Get out my room now
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Matthias - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Superbly slutty!!!
Jason - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Matty's comment!
Christie Marie M - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
A theme song for a fickle-minded individual! 555!
Below Average Dave - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty, Jason and Christie Marie. . .expect this one to eventually be recorded (when free time stops being an issue.)
Red Ant - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
"Cause you made love to mold". lol. You filled a big gap in AmiRight trisexual humor: try anything. Well done, and I'm looking foward to the recording (provided you DON'T sound like KP). 5s
fdmt - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny!
kevin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
i noticed 2 sets of duplicates in song selection for march i enjoyed the other one better but i'd say this is still a gold worthy parody
Silver Power - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Didn't completely understand the parody, but it was funny, and the pacing was dead on... 545.
Arwen - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...hopefully not based on a true to life ex, Dave...=) Nice work here...there were some internal rhyming issues that I had...but other than that, this was fun!
Mark Scotti - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - Funny parody, Dave. Enjoyed it!
Peter Andersson - April 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty good one Dave, but I'm afraid the irony here is that Arwen NAILED this song totally with her entry, so to lay... I mean say.
Matthias - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
This was good, but I think you should have picked a different song, because Arwen rocked this month with her parody of the same song and although this was a very good and original idea, I'm afraid to say that Arwen won the battle of the "Hot N Cold"s
Below Average Dave - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
For the record, I'm not trying to take Arwen on head on, I hadn't seen her parody when I wrote mine, considering what my other options were, I felt this was my best parody this month. . . .
Max Power - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great work
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Some good lines (I really liked the way that the "manliest men" verse scanned), but it must be a bit of a pain in the proverbial to have put in a very good parody against one to the same tune that is just plain brilliant... Sometimes it happens that way, I guess...
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great idea here, Dave (fits great the this trop at TV Tropes called 'Anything That Moves'). Some of the lines felt a bit clunky, but otherwise this was great! 555 for you!
Claude Prez - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I, too, liked the line about making love to mold; also the PETA line. Well done Dave.
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I would have sworn I voted on this...great job. I'm sure Arwen was kidding when she said the next time she falls, she's taking you down with her :) Some great lines, including the cats and dogs

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