-> "Moobs"
Original Song Title:
"New"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Moobs"
The Lyrics
I-wish-that they'd go away
I'm afraid they're here to stay
Jiggling each time I sway
And they're always in my way
And I can't believe how large they are now
How did they get this way?
oh man. .
Moobs
They're man boobs
Ew
It's true
And-my-friends think I should dress up in drag
Moobs
They're taboo
and I was heckled by Dolly Par-ton
And I can't ever get them to stay . . still
Weeell this is no time to pout
They make a good cup holder near my mouth
Oh I've been told
Don't eat too much dinner
Indecent exposure if I go to the pool
Moobs
On You Tube
Moobs
Not Boobs
People pointing at me, their tongue in cheek
And that big and tall store cannot help me
Yoooou want a funny fact?
The rest of my bo-dy ain't all that fat
So hard to rinse
Get your mind out of the gutter
Please stop staring at me
They aren't looking at you
They're always in my way
When on my front I lay
Think they are here to stay
This Wonderbra don't feel great
And I wish that I could see my feet now
Best you stay out my way
Some say that I'm dangerous
I cannot fit into the big bus
Southwest said that I just couldn't fly
I guess I'll join up with that . . Kevin* guy
Moobs
They're big too
Boobs
On dudes
never thought my chest would weigh down my @$$
People are so afraid
They try to stay out my way
People are many shapes
But what am I, most can't say
And the doctor cannot feel my heart beat
He uses me for shade
But I can't reduce it (they're always in the way)
can't reduce it
can't reduce it (they're always in the way)
can't reduce it
Won't give up choc'late cake
I guess that these moobs will stay
My Humps are in the way
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