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Song Parodies -> "Cash Hun"

Original Song Title:

"Love Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sara Bareilles

Parody Song Title:

"Cash Hun"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Mind over matter, as you tell me
That you love me with a smile
But loving costs higher, and that is a fact

You want from me, Something else we'll see
You don't think I know the plan
but you make money you don't hold on to

Sweet stares with sweet lashes
I'm not about to do this
It ain't swell
But you want more cash from me

I'm not gonna give you my cash hun
Cause you want a gift
'Cause you want fun, you see

I'm not gonna give you my cash hun
'Cause you got an itch, you're so needing it
You can't have my pay

I'm not gonna give it away
Say your heart is bleeding
I'm gon' need a better reason
To give you my money today, today

Never get my way, like last Tuesday
You just would not hear
My TV's dying screen gets darker

You said I cannot splurge
My hopes were purged
All my pleas and cries were not heard
TV just whined and died

Won't help me, won't help you
Must keeps things truly equal boo
Not trying to hurt you but you can't have it mam

You weren't gonna give me your cash hun
'Cause I ask for it
Can't have no fun, for me

You weren't gonna give me your cash hun
Our dead TV sits, It's broken to bits
We'll both keep our pay

We won't help each other to pay
and if you want the reason
I am missing hockey season
because you won't help me, my babe

Woe is me Eyes weep from my song
Won't work on me, not right, you know hun
Cause I am not rich today
You can't stand this new truth I say

I won't give you my cash hun
Cause you don't need it
Use your own hun, told me

Your weren't gonna give me your cash hun
Cause you tell me that you would not use it

We'll keep our finances apart hun
'Cause you asked for it
What you want hun you see

I'm not gonna give you my cash hun
You can yell and kick I don't give a lick
You won't get your way

You're not gonna force me to pay
Cause you never want to share it
So why should I help you with this
Hun, I'll buy you all you please
When you can give a better reason
To give you my money today, today
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Matthias - September 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Good, but didn't you just do this song with "Cash Dump"?
Peter Andersson - September 25, 2010 - Report this comment
So she's not going dutch with you for a new TV, huh? What a stoopid beatch, I'd say that now you'll have nothing else to do in the evenings but go out to cheat on her!

Hmmm... *contemplates possible own double spam scam parody "I asked her to buy me a long schlong"*

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