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Song Parodies -> "Time When I Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Time of My Life"

Original Performer:

David Cook

Parody Song Title:

"Time When I Drive"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at Badave.com .

I recently saw a survey showing the top things people are distracted by when driving, and added in things I've seen people do driving. . .so I figured I'd write a song about it. For the record, I don't do much when I'm driving, I think doing so risks not only the drivers life, but the lives of anyone else on the road nearby. . .as such I am going to make a forewarning: DO NOT TRY ANY OF THESE WHEN YOU DRIVE. . .not being preachy. . just being me
I am fretting please turn green
My homework I'm sweating
So I am reading
And writing essays as the miles go
Avoid the sirens
My Knees can steer it
My time's runnin' low
My mouth I stuff
I'll eat when I make a left turn
I may scare those who ride
Changing my clothes
They all hope I won't crash and burn

but work takes every moment
There's no time to slouch
So I must make more time
Must make more time
To stay on top my game
and text all of my crowd
So I must make more time
I'll just make time while I drive
Time while I drive

Make-up hairspray Ipod D.J.s
Without a care
Hear brakes a screeching
now I am swerving avoid crashes
No dents or dings
So I succeeded
and My nails are long
but I can reach
So I cut them while driving my car

Will not waste any moments
I need to work out
So now I'll make some time
I'll make some time for me
To raise my game
Lift weights through the miles
and now I've made some time
I've made some time while I drive
Some time while I drive

And when lights haven't changed in forever
Ready to gun
but keeping my eyes on my phone
Fingers spread wide
I'm almost done

Well there's no magic potion
To make time slow down
I've got to make some time
Make some more time to be
Doing the things
that I must finish now
I know I'll have some time
I'll have some time when I drive
I drive

Some say I'm crazed
but I still have no doubt
That I will have more time
I'll have more time when I drive

I'll have more time when I drive

drive

Some time when I drive
Some time when I drive
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? - June 15, 2011 - Report this comment
This was brilliant!
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Thank you "?"

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