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Song Parodies -> "Bluberina"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Los Del Rios

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Um, I got really bored, that's all I'll say
When I walk they call me Bluberina
and the buffets close for the winter
I want grilled cheese
They can't feed me
'cause my friends come to eat beside me
Chow with me
Got big beef
and China King, I'll take you home with me

(Two old dudes)
I like your belly
Gonna get another chubby
Have a dog
Gonna feed ya
yeah tonight I'll give you dinner
Just shake that belly
Show your flubber

I can't speak Spanish
So use my tongue
to speak French to ya
Shake your bons
Like King Kong
you are bigger than Mt. Shema
I think t'amos when I look at

Now I feel sorry for my boyfriend
The one I met at Pizza Nino's
He was too thin
Was moved by big wind
He don't eat much so I (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Now c'mon, what's a Blub to do
He was eating Yam
but the French Fries were sooooo fine

(Two Old Dudes)
J'adore the chicken
from the Whirlpool
and to shun on the weightless
who eat lettuce and papaya
I'll share my butter
with the wild

Oh-oh my goodness
I can see the Bluberina
Still can't speak Spanish
So I'm dancing like a weena'
Wait just a second
You can't say that or she'll eat ya

(Choral Chubbies)
Fries. . .Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub-erina
Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub-erina
Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub-erina
Aiy Aiy

Aiy Aiy

(Two Old Dudes)
Come feed the hunchback
better known as Bluberina
Sitting round the table
waitin' for someone to feed her
I'll cook a meal for the chubby

Just felt an earth quake
it must be the Bluberina
Weighs more than Rosie
and the new view put together
I wanna feed ya
but I've run out all of chedda'

Come and find me, the Queen of Bluberina
Always at a Denny's gonna order make me chubba'
Don't Join Me
I eat Meat
and all my belly stick out about ten feet

(Two Old Dudes)
Yikes, your a dump truck
or you may be even bigger
Don't eat pineapple
'cause no calories are in there
Oh it's disgusting
to think you could
eat more pizza

Thank Buddah (this) song is almost ova'
'Cause I can't watch no more
as you eat up all my Butta'
Oh you keep growing
and you might beat out Chewbacca
Um, for recordings of other songs. . .yeah, I was bored. . .

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 21

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   19

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TJC - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Phatte parody! Hey, Cinco-rena!
Ann Hammond - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
ha ha ha ha ha
2Eagle - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Vast improvement over the original song - Flatulina.
Jack Wilson - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This song > Macarena LOL the code is E5E
Matthias - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
"I am not trying to seduce you": Just give you some fives.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good work I love it, and lots of Bluberina here
Below Average Dave - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you TJC, Ann Hammond, 2Eagle, Jack Wilson, Matthias and Pappa Smurf
Andria - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC A & B) I'm one of probably very few fans of the OS left since it vanished from Top 40 airwaves sometime in 1996 or '97, so I know the OS quite well, thus no need to use the YouTube video. Well-written, and there are more than a few real-life Blubberinas out there (ran into one at the bank today). Seducing the parody with 5s.
Mark Scotti - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC A & B) Apparently went up for "seconds" 555 times!! LOL
Matthias - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
A few more belly laughs upon my return visit, emphasis on the belly.
tomario - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment
lorks a lordy its the fat slags!!! coming from Essex i can assure you there are so many Blubberina clones out there. lol funny parody 555s you must get bored more often
Abbott Skelding - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC- Maybe its just me, but the pacing seemed off on this, nice idea, but something didn't work for me...
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-AB) I had trouble with the pacing, but I blame myself, bad Spanish accents and near incomprehensible gibberish choruses that end with a sudden MACARENA that shocks the listener straining to understand. Still, a pretty good parody for one that resulted from boredom. Worthy of a 555.
Red Ant - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Lots of great gets, especially near the end, like " "Weighs more than Rosie and the new view put together" and " belly stick out about ten feet". Well done on a hard song Dave, and I like the recording (hate the OS due to overplay and that dumb ass dance). 555
agrimorfee - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Abc...what I admire about this Dave is you gave this parody a bit more weight (harharl than most "fat person" parodies (with a variety of points of view and good chorus variations).
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) Livin' large with Bluberina! I'm getting hungry just reading this...and I think I've gained 25 pounds just singing this! Must be jam 'cuz jelly don't shake like that! A 'belly' good time with 555 pounds of laughter!! They say laughter is the best way to lose weight.
DJ Blaze - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Gosh the OS is annoying... I'm not overweight, but I have gotten flabbier over the holidays, no explanation needed... great parody to a tricky song. 555
Rock'n'Roll Survivor - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Terrific parody to a horrible song. I remember when it was big no less than SEVEN companies used it on their TV ads, before the opening credits of EVERY TV show the actors would that moronic dance and even Al Gore did it at a rally. AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!! The chorus sounds forced, like the singer has a gun at his head. The members of Los Del Rios are musical Antichrists. At the time Celine Dion and other ear gruel was everywhere. This parody should get a heaping of 5s, incl. from me.

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