Under His Boxers
and Under His Pattern Shirt
His Stomach is Waiting to show to Mankind
He never could quit it
unless someone would kick it
His pants are down
He's flashing his fly
But when He shows peeps
Run and Hide
He won't stop showing
Got intent to surprise
It's large and it's spitting
It's standing up straight and tall
It likes to be looked at and Kissed all the time

It's Everything He Flaunts
It's Everything You See
It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
He shows his whole Thing
and He Does it all the time
but He is never happy and he Don't know why

He's waiting for someone who shows off their underwear
He's waiting for someone to take his away
He's never embarrassed to show off what's Underneath
His Purple Boxer set from the Big K

It's Everything He Flaunts
It's Everything You See
It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
He shows his whole Thing
and He Does it all the time
but He is never happy and he Don't know why

When he drops his pants
and shows off His Vine
Don't tell him to put on his Hanes
and He's never quite fine
Cause He's Rude all the time
I think he loves someone he can't unwind

Out of St. Louis
Into U.M.S.L.
Past the places where he used to strip
He unfortunately noticed
His love had moved away
And know He's Blushing with regret

It's Everything He Flaunts
It's Everything You See
It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
He shows his whole Thing
and He Does it all the time
but He is never happy and he Don't know why

I show Everything I Flaunt
I'm always on my Knees
I love someone who doesn't know what they mean to me
I show my package
and I'm easy all the time
I would give it up but I need a reason why

Why
Why
Need a Reason Why. . . .