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Song Parodies -> "Everything He Flaunts"

Original Song Title:

"Everything You Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vertical Horizon

Parody Song Title:

"Everything He Flaunts"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

As always this song was recorded. Hear Everything He Flaunts for free! This too is one of my older parodies. . .
Under His Boxers
and Under His Pattern Shirt
His Stomach is Waiting to show to Mankind
He never could quit it
unless someone would kick it
His pants are down
He's flashing his fly
But when He shows peeps
Run and Hide
He won't stop showing
Got intent to surprise
It's large and it's spitting
It's standing up straight and tall
It likes to be looked at and Kissed all the time

It's Everything He Flaunts
It's Everything You See
It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
He shows his whole Thing
and He Does it all the time
but He is never happy and he Don't know why

He's waiting for someone who shows off their underwear
He's waiting for someone to take his away
He's never embarrassed to show off what's Underneath
His Purple Boxer set from the Big K

It's Everything He Flaunts
It's Everything You See
It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
He shows his whole Thing
and He Does it all the time
but He is never happy and he Don't know why

When he drops his pants
and shows off His Vine
Don't tell him to put on his Hanes
and He's never quite fine
Cause He's Rude all the time
I think he loves someone he can't unwind

Out of St. Louis
Into U.M.S.L.
Past the places where he used to strip
He unfortunately noticed
His love had moved away
And know He's Blushing with regret

It's Everything He Flaunts
It's Everything You See
It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
He shows his whole Thing
and He Does it all the time
but He is never happy and he Don't know why

I show Everything I Flaunt
I'm always on my Knees
I love someone who doesn't know what they mean to me
I show my package
and I'm easy all the time
I would give it up but I need a reason why

Why
Why
Need a Reason Why. . . .
As always, this and all my other crazy songs are available for free listen and/or download at My Soundclick.com Page

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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Poopy Long stocking - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody Davey! I like this early 00s OS very much, and this parody is exceptional!! Here you go with a perfect 5,5,5 voting!
Below Average Dave - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
This song has been re-recorded on 1/11/2007, thanks again for all of your patience
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I know what's under those boxers. lol.
Matthias - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This is an old one from you isn't it Dave? I don't think I've seen this one before... But I can tell from how your wrote this it seemed old. Kinda confusing with the line, "unless someone would kick it" (Kick your stomach? Strange bit) "It's large and it's spitting" too much information there Dave. And that fact that you didn't change up the choruses also put a bit of a damper on this one. Sorry Dave, by far not one of your bests.
Agrimorfee - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty kinky for you, Dave! I think a surprise ending, of something more innocent hidden in his pants, would have put this one over the top. Weird changeover for the POV in the last chorus there.
EyeGiveSting - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there Missouri RumRunner . . . It seems you've following in the foot steps of our own Lord McKlewd !
bobpiecheese - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wait, was this about flashing one's private bits? I'd be damned if I could figure out a way to make that funny. Unfortunately, this wasn't high on the funny either, mainly because it was hard to decipher what the hell was going on most of the time. But this is an old one so it doesn't really matter, does it?
Rex - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm with the other commenters, more innuendo and a surprise ending would make this a huge success.
Max Power - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Are you that streaker at the tennis match a while ago?

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